What drink are you?

Im a strawberry Daquiri too....
I'd rather be a jello shooter.

 

You're a Margarita! Tangy like the TripleSec, Luminous like the lime, Supereme like the salt, and Troublesome like tequila, you're a perfect mix to get anyone intoxicated.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Schmed:
great
I'm a Strawberry Daiqery

im such a worthless slut<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
*grabs Schmed by the ear[*yes, yes you are, you dirrrrty little boy. now go home to mamma and pull your britches up.

 

CONGRATS!
You're a WHITE RUSSIAN!
Milky, cloudy and gross, you're a horrible drink. Who got you to try it anyway?

 

Yeah, the last thing most drinks need is milk.

 

How the fuck did I end up as a martini?

 

you are a 40 ouncer of crazy horse malt liquor!

Strong enough to knock any black man on his ass, and white people are afraid of you

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
How the fuck did I end up as a martini?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Funny you should ask that...I asked the exact same question when I read the same thing you did!
And I STILL haven't gotten a responce.

 

can i just leave my britches down!!???? PLEASE??!!!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaptain Skitzo:
Funny you should ask that...I asked the exact same question when I read the same thing you did!
And I STILL haven't gotten a responce.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

maybe its the olive in yer ass?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cough Syrup:
maybe its the olive in yer ass?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, no olives in my ass...it can't be that.
but I'm stoned again, and I might not be able to hear that answer........

 

I'm having at this bottle of blackberry brandy.

$8 well spent!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cough Syrup:
I'm having at this bottle of blackberry brandy.

$8 well spent!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Try mixing it with either Wink, that citrus soda from WalMart, or sprite(last resort).
Liberal doses mind you...at least 3 oz per 16 of soda...and don't forget the ice.

 

What? Dude, I've been drinking it straight since I bought my first bottle. Its really not that bottle. Especially after 6 glasses!!!

(I'm so drunk)

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cough Syrup:
I would never fuck a martini.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I fucked a martini last night. I'm dirty man-whore