What do you think about when you take a dump?

I usally think about food when I take a dump or work. Sometimes I plan my day.

 

Grim, you really need to get a life.

Tomorrow is Sunday. Go to Church. Heckle the preacher is you want too. Sing off key. Take money out of the offering plate. Laugh out loud the benediction.

The come home, take a dump, and see if you feel the same way.


Barry

 

Barry I have been to church, I have even had sex in a church once. Its just an excuse for everyone to get togther and pretend they are something more then they are. Then collect "money" because god needs it.

 

Nah, church is about fellowship and accountability. When Christians forget that it becomes something else entirely with hypocrites, liars, and holier than though bullshit. The world would be much better off if Christians realised that church wasn't about God, it was about people. You can find God anywhere.

 

I think of an ex-girlfriend giving me a rimjob

 

Hey I read the deal about you and the record for most metal shit put into your body for no reason at all.

Props too you.

 

yeah it almost killed me two days later... I got a blood infection

 

Damn that sucks.

 

It was definatly not a fun week afterwards

 

Do you guys have a link for that story? I'd like to read about that, and then brag about it to my non-existent friends.

 

Fugly articles

 

Roger.

 

I am as anti-religion as anybody here.

I HATE the "give God your Money and he will bless you" scams.

I think that organized religion, as it exists today, makes God sick.

Did I every tell you that I was an ordained minister, and have been a Pastor of two Churches?

God never hurt me. Jesus has never offended me. His hypocritacal "sheep" however, are a different story.

Religion kills. God is life.

Religion is Man. Relationship is GOD.

Learn the difference, and you may find some peace in life.

Barry

 

I couldn't agree more Barry, except for the whole God is life part. I'm an agnostic. I'm assuming you've read "The Case for Christ" by Lee Strobel.

 

Bazzah, I think you missed the point of this post. Unless you think about that before you poop.

 

you guys have time to think about stuff? i'm in and out man 2 minutes TOPS

 

man because of the Diverticuli, I take so much fiber, I read a newspaper while I pass that.... a ton of percocet as a constipator, and a assload of fiber with colace... when I shit I camp out

 

Thus your love of hand held gaming?

 

Pretty much, the PSP kicks ass

 

In order to give the best answer I will commence dumping, and typing my thoughts...