What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by phatboy, Jun 20, 2006.

  1. headee

    headee New Member

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    this just took me to the aninote.com home page.
     
  2. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    so you did not even have to view the source to figure it out like I did.

    Ah doubt that http://phat.boy.justgotowned.com/ will work either. thats weird you probably use that inferior non-microsoft product I bet.
     
  3. headee

    headee New Member

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    that worked with the http:// ... shut up about macs. lush.
     
  4. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Phatboy = OWNED Ass Whisker Biscuit
     
  5. headee

    headee New Member

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    oh, my bad joe, i thought phatboy was the one slamming on macs. you can slam on them, because you're not a lush.
     
  6. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    K, now:

    Are you drunk now? All I've said more than once to you is what I just quoted. Quit trying to dodge it. You're much to fat to depend on any type of dexterity.
     
  7. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    What is it with you and things getting slammed?
     
  8. headee

    headee New Member

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    forcefulness is hot.
     
  9. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Damn right Headee now do as I say next time damn it!
     
  10. phatboy

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    Apperently there is a communication issue. So what I was drunk. Me calling you 'bung hole' was not dumb ass, its just hard to send the butt-head voice over the forum. And yes, I think using 'being drunk' as an excuse to be a dumb ass is completely acceptable.

    Because I am sure I am the only one on this forum, or in the world for that matter, to make an ass out of myself at the hands of some form of stimulant or depressant.

    Your pedestal is high. Please dont fall.
     
  11. phatboy

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    What the hell is going on around here? Thats it, Im a lush. I fell off the wagon so many times I cant find the damn thing anymore. There. Are you happy now????????????

    Hi, my name is phatboy and I am a lush.

    I need to change my name to lushboy. Which doesnt sound right, so I guess I will just leave it alone.....
     
  12. Joeslogic

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    Joe said :
    So what did you think Headee?
     
  13. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    You've also had the clap so many times your name should be applause.
     
  14. DrBungle

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    FUCKIN BANG!
     
  15. diogenes

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  16. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Were you in that meeting? Damn it, they call it 'anonymous' for a reason. Shit.

    Who are you fuckin emeril now? You throwin in some marinara???? Maybe some onions???
     
  17. headee

    headee New Member

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    i was way turned on joe.
     
  18. DrBungle

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    Joe is the reason there are centipedes in vaginas.
     
  19. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Ah! Thats right so you WERE one of the 36.
     

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