What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you done told her twice.......

 

Are we going to go into battered/oppressed women jokes?

 

I didnt start it check the dates.....and times......

 

If you'd done that you'd see that you are hundredth poster of that tired joke!

 

It could be worse I guess. I could be Dr. Bungle. Or Bung Hole. How ever you pronounce it.

DOUCHE BAG....

 

Wow, you managed to get Bung hole from Bungle. Another clever quip from the man who noticed Dwaine is fat.

Kudos, man.

Straight fucking kudos.

 

Fuck you I was drunk.

I cant be held accountable for lame post I may make when under the influence.

Geez like you r post are so great.....

 

he's correct, he can't be held accountable--he also tried to make a lame pass at me via PM last night.

 

Hey, I dont remember any lame pm, hmmmm. I need to leave the champagne of beers alone...........

Did I ask for some head?

 

no, you told me about the time your ex-girlfriend went down on your friend's wife, and how you did her from behind while that was going on... well, you PM'd that to me during the day. last night, you PM'd that that was suppossed to make me all hot and bothered and i should have PM'd you something dirty. or something like that.

 

No one's told you, but "I was drunk" is the lamest fucking excuse ever. I've noticed you use the "I'm not an idiot I was drunk" thing none to rarely.

Fuck off you lame lush.

 

Haha! And the moral of the story: don't drink an open beer from the Phatman. You'll wake up naked, in a van.

 

Hey dont get all high and mighty on me.

The ex-girlfreind thing was only in reference to you(headee) making out with a chick at a bar.

 

LOL i'm not getting high and mighty.

 

Huh? How is me drinking got anything to do with you living in a van down by the river?

 

Sorry, that part was to bungle. I should have been more pacific.....(yea I know I didnt write specific).

 

I don't see how you trying to use being drunk as an excuse to be a dumbass makes me 'high and mighty'.

 

no me drinking once in a while makes me a lush, not that I drink, or get drunk everyday, but it makes me a lame lush.

So is this because the Pauly Shore post over in Film School????

You breakin my balls cause of that??????

You dont ever drink, or say stupid shit?????


you high and mighty mutha fukah....

 

Glad you got a since og humor this will be even better with a hangover You just got owned

 

that was fucking hilarious.

Yes, I am a drunkard asshole who got owned.

Thanks joe for the time and effort to put it so elequently.