WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK OF ME?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by i_dont_wank, Sep 28, 2001.

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  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil:
    Only if we can cuddle afterwards... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Sure, if we can skip the foreplay and make the lonely old lady down the street a pizza pie while listening to Whitney fuckin' Houston's Greatest(?)Hits.
     
    Nauseous, Oct 1, 2001
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  2. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Sure, if we can skip the foreplay and make the lonely old lady down the street a pizza pie while listening to Whitney fuckin' Houston's Greatest(?)Hits.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You know... for a moment... just a moment... I thought I was really feeling something between the two of us. Something special. Something I hadn't felt in years. Then you go and say something like this...

    And completely reaffirm my suspicions!

    Let's elope. Bring your coathanger.
     
    Lomotil, Oct 1, 2001
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  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    AS IF any of you gay fuckers would be able to get a girl to shag... i bet you are dweeby, spotty arse bashing little geeks... hunched over your computors 24 hours a day...

    i'd fucking bet on it...

    that doesnt apply to everyone... i like some people in here... and I KNOW some people like me     <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I beg to differ.. i have 9 ounces of sergical steel in my cock... Thought Id share...
     
    Dwaine Scum, Oct 1, 2001
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  4. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil:
    You know... for a moment... just a moment... I thought I was really feeling something between the two of us. Something special. Something I hadn't felt in years. Then you go and say something like this...

    And completely reaffirm my suspicions!     <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Are you sure you don't work for Hallmark?

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>
    Let's elope. Bring your coathanger.[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Elope? Won't we need the pope's blessing?

    I suppose if we have sex at least 38 times this month, each time lasting only 17 seconds, it will equal or surpass the amount of time it will take to sufficently clean my uterus... Okay, I'll bring it.
     
    Nauseous, Oct 1, 2001
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  5. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Elope? Won't we need the pope's blessing?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Nah, fuck the Pope. I'm not even Catholic. He just comes over from time to time to shoot the shit.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote
    Attagal! And see if you have any fuzzy handcuffs, too... I wore the fuzz off of my pair.
     
    Lomotil, Oct 1, 2001
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  6. Nicodemus

    Nicodemus New Member

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    Fuck all night. Sleep at work.
     
    Nicodemus, Oct 2, 2001
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