WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK OF ME?

COME ON FUCKERS...
DOES MY CAP TYPING ANNOTING THE HELL OUTTA YA...
DOES THE FACT THAT IM ENGLAISH PISS YOU OFF...
DO YOU HATE THE WAY I WANT YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT ME...?
OR WILL YOU ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM........sigh

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
COME ON FUCKERS...
DOES MY CAP TYPING ANNOTING THE HELL OUTTA YA...
DOES THE FACT THAT IM ENGLAISH PISS YOU OFF...
DO YOU HATE THE WAY I WANT YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT ME...?
OR WILL YOU ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM........sigh <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


What is this a popularity vote?

 

MAYBE... you got a problem with that dick cheese?

all i wan to know is what you think is annoying about me or what you love about me or if you love me...

or if u wanna fuck
wanna fuck?

 

come on you know you want to

 

get lost you dumb cunt

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
all i wan to know is what you think is annoying about me or what you love about me or if you love me...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Hint: Take a look at your member rating, that should give you some idea...

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
wanna fuck? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wanna take a little drive in your Fiat Uno?

 

what the fuck is a Fiat Uno?

I drive a grand Cherokee Laredo...

 

I CANT GET LOST DISORDER, COZ I KNOW MY WAY AROUND... CUNT BREATH

FIAT UNO IS AN ITALIAN CAR... AND YOU DO HAVE THEM IN AMERICA COZ I SEEN ONE...

YES LETS GO FOR A DRIVE IN MY UNO

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
YES LETS GO FOR A DRIVE IN MY UNO <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Cool, I know a nice, quiet, secluded spot near Devils Dyke on the south downs...
Just don't tell anyone where your going okay?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
COME ON FUCKERS...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

if you insist...

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god i abhor deciphering pidgin gibberish and decoding the message within...

you either want to know if your hellish typing is down to crap annotation, and the answer is no, your crap typing is because you are in such a rush to post the latest vacuous thought that flickers across the back of your tiny mind, that punctuation, grammar and legibility fly out the window, to be carried along on the breeze that blows between your ears..

or you are asking if your obstinate use of upper case is annoying.. for me personally, no.. but it irritates the majority, because bold italics and CAPITALS, are used as formatting tools, and to place emphasis on a word or turn of phrase... upper case letters are generally used to denote warnings, excitement, or shouting... in other words, to make something important stand out..... so your posting habits show you consider your own irrelevant or inane point of a higher priority than the posts of people who are constructively involved in, and benefiting the topic... when the majority of the irrelevance you post could be removed tomorrow and the continuity of the forum wouldn't be affected whatsoever... which i guess is a good yardstick of your impact on the forum... if all your posts were deleted tomorrow.. would anyone be able to notice

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your nationality holds no meaning for me whatsoever... i could get pissy at the way you've come in acting like one of those brainless stimulant addled holiday reps on a club 18-30 package, the type who burst into rooms with a fixed mask-like grin, forcing yourself to be extra cheerful, having to compensate for a roomful of hungover miserable bastards who you have to mollycoddle for 2 weeks, even though it's no time at all since your mum was dressing you... then you start "giving a big shout out for all the english in the place"... acting like 'brits abroad'.. travelling 100's of miles to another culture and only eating 'english food', and roaming around congregating in gangs of british people, creating 'little britain' ghettos from which they will not venture...
so far you have started numerous threads either to repeat a question before anyone has a chance to respond to the first question, or to say how bored you are, or how boring we are...

i personally am not here for your entertainment.. i'm here to entertain myself.. beats boredom, and television is too passive for me.. if you want non-stop fun and frolics, i suggest you get a broadband connection, sign up for aol's fun and frolic package..

i'm not pissed that you've come in here claiming to represent england.. luckily i am no longer automatically associated with every brit in this forum..

i only fly a flag in here for pimp n ho

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i don't hate your child-like attempts at grabbing our attention, quite the opposite in fact, i find your fumbling, flailing ever more flustered, but ultimately fruitless grabs at our attention provide a constant source of hilarity to me...

as i witness further episodes of your desperately cheap 'publicity stunts' i am reminded more and more of those people you see on the news who have nothing better to do than try to get their faces on the evening news to try and claim their 15 minutes... or those guys at football matchews who have to clamber ever further up the hospitality boxes, just to jump up and down when the pundits post match analysis is on so's their mates watching on tv at the pub can see they've been to the match..
also when you start screeching out with those CAPITALISED pleas for someone to come along and respond to your insubstantial views and proclamations... makes me think of a room full of hungry mouths, all with ear splitting screams at ever escalating volumes... individual pitches increasing to drown out their neighbours in the clamour for food..

but the troublewith you, is lack of depth.. once you hve our atention, you haven't displayed any means of holding onto it... offering yourself sluttishly cross the forum is obviously a good atention grabber... but once you've got an audience, the same old shit won't work twice.... you need something else to entertain or inform us.. and if all you've got to share vbeyond your sameoldsameold peurile humour is details of your personal life, then we'll bleed you dry of material within a fortnight and your life from then will be a merry go round of crank calls, stalkers, death threats, and court injunctions... of course if you have a talent you could showcase it here for our discerning critique, or you could try to wing it on youe sparkling personality, but om current evidence... if you last, i see you as a broken figure of fun, someone who comes to be abused, becuse it may be hate, scorn and ridicule you're constantly subjected to, but at least that bitter scrap of attention, and recognition is better than being a nobody in a world of somebodies
but i can't see you lasting.. maybe if you're lucky you'll be the butt of a running joke, one that's wheeled out on odd ocasions when a current joke can be enhanced with a touch of nostalgia (think speedy, or danny jpegs) maybe one day you'll reach levels of fame only shared by a choen few... hollz, funbobby, snooguns etc..

doubt it..

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all you are to me is a faceless username ... and thats all you need to be.. i don't wanna know any more about you than i already do.. ... and what i know is too much already

 

OH MY GOD!!!!

i cant believe you wrote so much about me... even if it was demoralising clap-trap...

i didnt mean CRAP i did meant my use of CAPS LOCK

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally machine-gunned by a superlatively tweaked I Fuck A SandNigger:
...i am reminded ...of those people you see on the news... to try and claim their 15 minutes<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I am reminded more of a kindergartner following an older sibling & their friends around, neither understanding their conversations nor comprehending their activities... simply attached to them like a leech... constantly tugging on their pantlegs, begging for attention, demanding, "HEY, what's that?... HEY, what are you doing??... HEY, what does that mean?... HEY, look at me....HEY, watch this..." And when the exasperated gang finally deign to focus their attention on the ankle-biter, their tortured indulgence is rewarded by the bathetic high comedy of armpit-fart noises.

This analogy breaks down, of course, in the obviety that the child will eventually grow and mature into some semblance of a person and, hopefully, a contributing member of society. But for I_dont_think_much, the arrested pre-schooler, such opportunity has, sadly, long passed.

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"And then one day you find
Ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run
You missed the starting gun"- Pink Floyd's "Time"

 

FFS.. i started out with simple points.. but drugs, typing etc.. nothing personal could've been talking about anybody

 

Fucking hell Pimp! Two epic posts in less than 12 hours! You still speeding?? Do us a favour don't take any more eh? Take some Pills or something instead.

Have you managed to get it up yet? Or is Nursey still bouncing of the walls in fustration?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
get lost you dumb cunt<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Quick and to-the-point!!!!

 

hey nauseous, i am drunk and need to go down on a beautiful woman.. would you oblige?

 

Strange...when I'm drunk, they're all beautiful.

 

i think they are when i am sober, i have respect for all women, big, small, whatever...

 

Let us know if that opinion changes after viewing the footage of Lomo's fugly bitch with a frog up her gully-wully.

 

hell yeah, she takes in meat at the rate of a sausage factory don't she?.. she'll be fine... its only because lomo was a wimpy and miserly man at the time, ie didn't pick her up and give her his nice comfy bed to sleep in, that she had that 'inccident' with the amphibian.. fat chicks are moist too and i like it !