I was at one of the biggest parties on the planet! Ministry of Sound at the Millennium Dome. It was fucking outstanding! I'm still rushing now...
lots of ecstacy, and got felt up by this retarded chick... I don't know if she was retarded or not, but she was butt ugly (yes uglier than me) and when Im on 6 rolls, I really dont want to be fucked with... P.S. don't ask any questions, I don't want to talk about it
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY: and got felt up by this retarded chick... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> All this time I thought you were male.
Well, we were getting ready to go to my boss' house for a small get together (there turned out to be a total of five of us...yeah, big party there!). So, I decided to call Cheeze and wish him a Happy New Year....and, Bob was good enough to call me from across the Atlantic. After that, we ran up to my boss' place, and I only had about two and a half hours before the new year, and damned if I wasn't still sober. So, I just proceeded to guzzle beer for the next hour or so, and they decided to open up a few bottles of Cooks (allegedly champagne). For anyone who has never had Cooks, it is nothing more than fucking carbonated Thunderbird. After one glass of that shit, I ceased to feel good for the rest of the night, not to mention today. And of course, since my judgment was already stifled by being drunk from beer, I just proceeded to drink glass after glass of it. I was bloated like a seagull after eating Alka-Seltzer, and was gassy as all fucking get-out thoughout last night and today. Not to mention that I was on the verge of horking while in the shower, so I just went ahead and jammed my finger in my throat, and a big river of orange shit flowed right from my mouth and into the toilet (my aim is good, what can I say?) I still had to work this morning, too. So, being hungover, and in an extremely foul mood with every person I ran into, I was happy to mix a pint-sized Bloody Bull, just to remedy a long, shitty day. Then IMC introduced to us those fucking mutants dressed like homosexual elves. A nice end to the night. So, happy New Years, folks.
You were in the shower and you threw up into the toilet? I would of just honked right there in the shower dude.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pixel rape: i drank a bottle of NON-alcoholic wine and fell asleep at 11:00 pm<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> shit, that sucks worse than what i did
