Wet Fart

Jezus. ..I just shat myself. . and it's still 6 more hours till i can go home. . took me an entire roll of industrial sized bogpaper to clean up the mess. . now my undies stick..

 

Some things are just better kept to yourself. We already have Dwaine talking of ass pimples and lingering farts. The title role of sick bastard has already been taken - you have to find another avenue.

 

oh come on .. . i'll tell you what colour it was ? .. my undies have dried out by the way . .they're nice n crunchy now

 

I bet your mother didn't take much folic acid when she was pregnant with you, did she? Barring that, I'd blame it on the massive methamphetamine habit.

 

But would you love me less if I didn't talk about that stuff?>

 

Yes I would. Don't ever change.

 

It's true I saw "Wet Fart" and I thought it was a Dwaine post I guess I just assumed. I scroll to the bottom and read and I'm thinking I must be missing something. I scroll up and it's Spoon

 

This is all leading up to Ferine taking a pic of a bloody tampon to shut you fuckers up.

 

A bloody tampon popsicle. Doesn't scare me. For some reason my ex was too lazy to flush them and just left'em floating. Do your worst.

 

*swoons* will you narry me? Ill take you someplace romantic for out honeymoon. @0 honeymoon suits and a free bottle of champagn

 

I especially love the "...nothing but the best for your bride." at the end. That was fucking awesome. I'm on my way there now, I'll pick up a bride when I get there. Hell, I've got a bottle of Kristal and all that waiting for me when I get there.

 

Is that all it would take?

 

nah, otherwise we would have used that on dan a while back

 

DON'T FLUSH YOUR TAMPONS. Unless you're happy to send a plumber's kids through university.

 

I dunno. However, a lady who works as a guard at woman's prison center did mention that bloody tampons gets thrown. She didn't say wether getting a warm wet one upside the head was a sign of discontent or more of a "Hey there lonely lady!"

 

I bet they start doing that at Abu Ghraib within the week.

 

Sorry to mislead you. . .I just thought you'd want to know . .and look where I have led you . .a wonderful discussion about used tampons. . my two cents ; pop them in the oven with some sugar, cloves & cinnamon.. .nice n crunchy. . . eat with a nice sparkly white wine . .

 

Isn't that how they make bavarian blood sausage.

 

That's something completely different. . they get one of those fat chicks in lederhosen to suck your dick, and when its nice n stiff they tie off both ends. . Then you have to wait a couple of weeks to let it ripen. . soon as it falls off you're good to go. . Nice with a slice of orange . .

 

I'm having to apologize to my penis as we speak. I think it saw the post you just put up, you vile little man.