Were you that much of a dick as a kid?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Fernando, Jul 9, 2008.

  1. Fernando

    Fernando Member

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    Is it just me, or do kids seem to be on the downward hill to failzone. They seem incredibly disrespectful and rude for the simple sake of shock value. My complex manager, who seems around 60, is going completely bonkers from the huge surplus of them. Are parents just dipshits now a days?
     
  2. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    You tell me, dipsh*t.
     
  3. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    It's a downward spiral. Kids having kids. And that's just the start.

    Welcome to the world that our progeny will inherit. It's bleak, I know, but maybe some sort of hierarchy will either make these pitiful failures not reproduce, or even prevent these unfortunate atrocities from occurring in the first place. :rolleyes:
     
  4. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    You would be suprised at the lack of parenting some parents do. I coach little league and pop warner football, and I get tired of the kids a lot. I will actually kick them off the field.

    "Hey, you missed an assignement, cut a lap"

    "eeeeh cooooaaachhhhh,,IIIII whaa"

    "Get off my field, take that whining to your dad"

    :)
     
  5. MAJ Havoc

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    Perform the circumcision and vasectomy on the males at birth. As an adult, he can have it reversed if he's serious about breeding.

    That's how we'll do it when I'm king.
     
  6. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Thats the best plan evar.

    By serious you mean smart enough/employed/and generally well liked by his peers, right?
     
  7. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    shut your tortilla hole, make me a large sprite and a bag of Juju fruits, tacobender
     
  8. MAJ Havoc

    MAJ Havoc Active Member

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    Vasectomy reversal is more instrusive than the original procedure. Said individual would have to want it done, probably need medical insurance, and a have a job to have the insurance. Having a jury decide his worth is probably too Facist.
     
  9. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Yea, but had you seen idiocracy, you would know what I be getting at.

    Thin the herd a little.

    Yes, take the roll of paying for your kids off the government, or gubment.
     
  10. GAS

    GAS New Member

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    That movie is so full of win and it's a little scary cause it's kind of true.

    Mike Judge fucking rocks.
     

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