We Know Some FUGLY People...

And Dwaine, I'm SO flattered you thought my compact car mention was funny. It's about time my humor is recognized, albeit by a creepy-parents-basement-dweller, but recognized nonetheless.

 

You know you want me . .

 

duh, i already told u that.

 

Im accually supposed to be with Al Goldstien's (SCREW Magazine editor) Judges table. Any strain in paticular i should start with? I do want to last a few hours, no AK-47 to start for me, oe white rhino, I learned my lesson the hard way

 

So we could have a wild orgy

 

me... u... the ole tub o' lard dwayne...

 

I'm only available for tame orgies.

 

Hey I don't know whose parents they are, and I have a shitload of duct tape, and ample amount of Chloroform

 

Dwaine, I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship.

You can show me your chloroform collection, and I can show you my collection of used douche bottles.

 

LMFAO

 

Daminit, why can't you morons spell my goddamned name right? you diss my typos, but never, ever ONCE spell my name RIGHT!!!! DWAINE!!! fuck, are you retarded or something?

 

*gasp!*

I'VE never even seen the collection of used douche bottles.

 

I spell it right.

 

I have a wonderful antique surgical tool collection... Hardly any rust

 

Too bad I live on the other side of the planet. .

and you're still alive. .

hmm

.. could pose a problem. .

 

One does like a slight bit of rust to give it that authentic feeling.

 

toche'!!!

 

LMFAO i've been waiting for it to piss u off actually.

 

I'll stuff her corpse in a carry on, may be a bit gamey by the time I leave brussels and head north, but hey, that never slowed me down..

 

Who the fuck is that bleached out, 'sat in a tanning bed for way too long'chubby girl you use for your avatar Headee??

And what the fuck is going on in this thread, I started looking at the first page or two of this thread before the stupidity of it made my head start hurting....