Police are thought to be taking seriously threats by a former Twycross Zoo employee who claims that he will inject the Queen with 'monkey chemicals' if two hundred pounds sterling is not paid into his Post Office savings account by mid day tomorrow.in a note sent to Buckingham Palace, former zoo auxiliary Trevor Balderstone says that unless the cash is paid on time, the Queen will be injected with the rare monkey chemicals stolen from the zoo.And as a result she will become hairty, eat bananas and live in a tree."I'm not joking" says Balderstone,27,an outpatient at a Leicestershire mental hospital. " I've got the chemicals and I mean business". A spokesman for Twycross Zoo admitted that a small amount of monkey chemicals was missing, but added that it was probably not enough to cause a permanent monkey transformation in the Queen. " She'll probably just eat a few peanuts and scratch herself under the arms a bit. And perhaps her are will go blue for a day or so".One reporter managed to penetrate royal security as the Queen went on a walkabout in Milton Keynes town centre yesterday. Despite a high profile police presence, a man was able to inject the Queen with half a pint of harmless orange juice. " It could just as easily have been monkey chemicals", he told us afterwards.
I can think of a few things i would like to inject the queen with. Cmon royal offspring would be worth it. wouldnt it? The old bitch looks like she could use some young pipe laying lovin.
wait wait....I can see it..."Queen takes it up the ass." I bet a lot of people would wanna see that. That'd probably make loads off the porno industry... Its moments like these that make my life achievments so special.
What does 'That'd' mean? It's not in an Oxford Dictionary, It doesn't seem to be a coloquialism anywhere that I've looked for in my English Dictionary. However, I am only a dumb Brit! The U.S has bastardized the English Language I feel so sorry for you having a President like Mr Dubya.. What a fuckwit! Should you not start executing the majority of the fuckwitt'ed scumbags who reciprocate fuckwitted catatonia? My name is...My name is.. My name is,, Slim Shitbag. You poor suckers! Voting for somebody as fuckwitted as Bush JR is dangerous!Cut down on the McDonalds shyte! Get the messagw? y/N? It shows you the power behind hearsay and disinformation. We really shouldn't fuck with the USA cos they rule. Sadly U.S citizens are
