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Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Emetic, Aug 12, 2001.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    that too <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    So you coded anything yet?
     
  2. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
    So you coded anything yet?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    no, i havent bothered, i am still trying to get my computer to maintain stability
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    no, i havent bothered, i am still trying to get my computer to maintain stability <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    lol
     
  4. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
    lol<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    shush up, IMC, if you did to your comp what i did to my comp, then you would have problems, too
     
  5. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    This is true,IMC,after all Offal uses the engine that runs the fan in her computer to help power this thing here.
     
  6. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    yeah, Caaarrrrroline knows, she was the one that taught me how to make it
     
  7. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    SOMEONE had to do something to help distract your attention away from those poor little doggies,Rojo and A.J.!Little did i know at the time,that you would then go on to ruthlessly 'dispose' of them once they no longer served any purpose!
     
  8. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    Rojo was already gone
    AJ was my baby, i would never hurt her
    You taught me how to make the contraption and said that you wanted pics of me using it. i gave them to you - this is how u repay me?
     
  9. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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  10. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    and dont forget you masturbate with a 15 inch long, 5 inch wide dildo while thinking of us girls
     
  11. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Yes that's what i told you,and the other boys and girls (for example,i have Disorder getting his kitten to lick his nob-end for me,live)...the truth is,it's a much GREATER thrill that i get...the thrill of COMMANDING with my voice so many small insignificant souls...all willing to be shaped by my will...all so eager to please.
    You know,sometimes i go off out to the shops and leave you all thinking i'm sitting sating myself...does it never occur to you that it's a bit strange how i purr 'ohhhh,you're sooo gewwwwwwd,do it again... ...*exactly* every 8 minutes??Christ!You're all so fucking pitiful!
     
  12. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
    shhh! gaaahd damnit
     
  13. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    Yes that's what i told you,and the other boys and girls (for example,i have Disorder getting his kitten to lick his nob-end for me,live)...the truth is,it's a much GREATER thrill that i get...the thrill of COMMANDING with my voice so many small insignificant souls...all willing to be shaped by my will...all so eager to please. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    hmmmm...what do u and Pimp do for kicks then???

    i bet you got the S&M thing overboard...
    your basement or livingroom is the torture chamber

    show us pics, Nursey
     

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