as I sit here and reminisce of older times, and days, I have to think back to the most tragic day of my life. I was a young lad, freshly drafted into this nation’s army, to protect democracy from communism in a small rice paddy, just outside of Da-Nang. We had just torched the local orphanage, seeing as it was a Charlie weapons bin, and I was on point, searching for remains of the enemy. As I waddled through the huts, I can across a 9 inch Day-Glo dildo. It reminded me of many love making sessions with Jenny back home, so I lent down and picked it up, at that time I heard the click of a bouncing Betty, followed by a outburst explosion, pushing me 30 foot through the back of the hut. Me lying on the ground, in agony clutching a 9 inch day-glo dildo, screaming, until doc (we called him doc he was our medic) Showed up and said , “your gonna be alright Sarge,” and zapped me with enough morphine to kill a horse. Well I finally came to in a hospital in Seoul, missing my legs, and a 9 inch Day-Glo dildo where my penis was. Man I tell ya, war is hell *wipes away a little tear*
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: as I sit here and reminisce of older times, and days, I have to think back to the most tragic day of my life. I was a young lad, freshly drafted into this nation’s army, to protect democracy from communism in a small rice paddy, just outside of Da-Nang. We had just torched the local orphanage, seeing as it was a Charlie weapons bin, and I was on point, searching for remains of the enemy. As I waddled through the huts, I can across a 9 inch Day-Glo dildo. It reminded me of many love making sessions with Jenny back home, so I lent down and picked it up, at that time I heard the click of a bouncing Betty, followed by a outburst explosion, pushing me 30 foot through the back of the hut. Me lying on the ground, in agony clutching a 9 inch day-glo dildo, screaming, until doc (we called him doc he was our medic) Showed up and said , “your gonna be alright Sarge,” and zapped me with enough morphine to kill a horse. Well I finally came to in a hospital in Seoul, missing my legs, and a 9 inch Day-Glo dildo where my penis was. Man I tell ya, war is hell *wipes away a little tear*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It could be worse...you could have ended up a woman, then landed a job down on Pratt St turning tricks as the "Legless One Armed Wonder-Fuck."
