Hey what ya waiting for I have a fucking huge dick ready and waiting...I like it sucked just like a lolly pop.....Hmmm honey put your wet lips round my balls....Heaven aint it???
WHAT?!?!!? No offers??? Hell baby it looks like its just you and me again!!!....Slobbery wet licks it is then! Hey dont look so disapointed! I promise not to roll over and fart again before I finish you off too ok?
ohh fuuuuck. i regret opening those pictures up. nice foreskin reee. cut that shit off already, its nasty.
where's nursey when you need her? she's probably qualified to do adult circumcisions. then again i highly doubt she'd go near that little pimple. oh and cover that shit up. looks like the sort of thing you find in the bottom of a mcdonald's waste bin: all greasy and sloppy.
I'm here bouncing off the walls...ImSoStoopitToo must be one dumb and/or ugly fucking bitch to have fucked...(and got emotionally attached enough to become the 'psycho ex-girlfriend') of that smarmy, stupid looking fat cunt in the pics she posted.
To be honest that shrivelled up excuse for a dick looks about as hard as it's ever gonna get. It looks like a penis only....smaller. Ok I know I stole that line from a film (which one movie buffs?) but it kind of fits.
one of the girls says that to chris (thomas sadoski) when they failed to get the girls at a party high on rohypnol. the movie is "loser"
Aawwww C'Mon NURSEY That was such an insult 'psycho ex' Purlease.... Its Mad mental Psycho <ex> bitch from hell
Aawwww C'Mon NURSEY That was such an insult 'psycho ex' Purlease.... Its Mad mental Psycho <ex> bitch from hell
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Whore of Babylon: the movie is "loser"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Guess it's in more than one film, it is also in Pink Cadillac.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Whore of Babylon: the movie is "loser"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> also in the Movie "Ford Farlane" with Andrew Dice Clay
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: also in the Movie "Ford Farlane" with Andrew Dice Clay<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Never seen it but I will take your word for it. While I am on the subject of films the wife bought me Lord of the rings (dvd). Didn't want to see this pile of shit but I was coerced (threatend with a blow job), I dutifully sat down for a whole 3 hours worth of.. well.... ah fuck it, I fuckin loved it. Script, s/effects, the film in general was a joy to watch. I have read Tolkien, (good but hard work) and I must say although it pains me to say it this is Peter Jacksons finest work. I don't care how depraved you lot are, give it a go. Shit,I'm fast becoming the forums movie buff! Go me! (and sadly no, she never blew me. Lying bitch)
http://www.eatpoo.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=6856 you'll have to register, but it's a good LOTRTTT thread.. even has a guy who did textures for CGI characters in the film taking a bow..