Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in !! Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart? A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !! Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !! Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? A: Get out of my sun!! Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket? A: His other hand !! Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning? A: Throw him a buoy !! Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!! Knock Knock! Who's There? Little boy blue! Little boy blue who? Michael Jackson!! Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common? A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns! Q:Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael? A:He doesn't mind reaching bottom. Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"? A: Two 5 year olds. Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small? A: Because they aren't his! Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A: From a catalogue. Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson? A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi! Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? A: He thought it was a delivery service. Michael said to Debbie one night, "I fancy some entertainment, what shall we do?". To which Debbie replied " I know we'll get a video". Michael then said " Great, Ill get Aladdin". Debbie said speedily "No Michael, You have been in trouble for that before" `What's black and comes in little white cans? ~Michael Jackson Michael Jackson had a boy. He also became a father! `Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties? ~He was up to a pack a day. `What happens when Michael talks about sex? ~It's all very tongue in cheek. `What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs? ~A Michael Jackson slumber party. Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet? ~Emily Dick in son. `What's the difference between Michael and a proctologist? ~A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in. Why has Michael been appearing on children's shows lately? ~He has a lot to plug. Did you hear about the duet by Michael Jackson and Elton John? ~It is titled "Don't let your son go down on me." `Why does Michael Jackson hide for a couple hours after one of his little friends leave? ~It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his dick. `What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson? ~Michael Jackson has had more noses. Why does Michael really need to go to rehab? ~He's a crack addict. `What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme? ~"Little Boy Blew." `Did you know that Michael Jackson just turned 35? ~Yeah, but he still feels like a 13 year old. `How did Michael get in trouble? ~He was feeling a little Randy. `How did Michael actually proposition the little boy? ~It was just a slip of the tongue. What makes Michael Jackson so unique? ~It's the little boy inside him. McDonald's is bringing out a new burger ..."Micheal Jackson Burger"... It has 35 yr old meat inside 5 yr old buns. `WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HORSE RACING JOCKEY AND MICHAEL JACKSON. ~A JOCKEY CAN MOUNT 3 YEAR OLDS LEGALLY. What are Michael Jackson's favorite sayings? 1) There's a sucker born every minute. 2) Kids do the darndest things. 3) Tricks are for kids. `What do Michael and Catholic school nuns have in common? ~Both are a pain in the ass to kids. `What's the difference between Michael and Connie Chung? ~Michael's been able to have kids. `What's Michael's favorite dish? ~Creamed shrimp. A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is both male and female." This confuses the little boy so he asks, "Is God black or white?" "Well, God is both black and white." This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers none the less, "Honey, God is both gay and straight." At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Is God Michael Jackson?" . . . . . . . . AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE!!!!! : HOW ARE MICHAEL'S LITTLE FRIENDS LIKE US VETERANS???? THEY BOTH GET FUCKED IN THE END!!!!!!!!!1
