Wack Off session

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by tylenol44, May 28, 2001.

  1. tylenol44

    tylenol44 New Member

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    I FUCKIN HATE WHEN I SPUNK ALL OVER THE DAMN CARPET

    i love hoes with no toes
     
  2. Psycho Bob

    Psycho Bob New Member

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    jerk off in the kitchen instead - its easier to clear up off lino
     
  3. Jurkin 24-7

    Jurkin 24-7 New Member

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    do the squeegie thing
    ya know, where ya let it fly all over your stomach, then just pull the waistband on your drawers up to your chest and let it squeegie down, then roll over and go sleepy.

    works like a champ!
     
  4. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    But then it gets all dry and crusty and you gotta take some steel wool to your stomach to get it off. Just wipe it off ya lazy ass..
     
  5. a420

    a420 New Member

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    Aye, do what i do. wipe up with a towel then hang it back up by the bathroom sink. After so many people have wiped their hands and faces with it, it gets pretty clean again.
     
  6. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    This may sound like a crazy idea, but why don't you get off your lazy ass.... go find a date.... get a life... and find a chick that will swallow it for you. No fuss no mess. Works a lot better than any towel.
     
  7. tylenol44

    tylenol44 New Member

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    listen up cheezedawg if you ain't wackin you must have no arms kid. you got you a fist, fuckin use it. it's not like you spend your life at fugly and got a bitch somewhere.

    loves dem hoes with no toes
     
  8. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    I do have a fist. And suppose I could use it to knock your teeth out. But I'm afraid of where your mouth has been. If you truly wank as much as you say you do... I'm scared to know what else you do.
     
  9. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    hehe..

    thanx cheeze.. i remember seeing that pic on a printout at work but couldn't be fucked to go look for it...

    hehe phrozen crew.. that bunch o cracker ass monkeys
     
  10. darknessallaroundme

    darknessallaroundme New Member

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    if we could all suck our own dicks....
     

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