voicemail

i got a disturbing voicemail from Schmed on my cell phone. Anybody know how I can turn it into a wav. or something? I am sure you all want to hear this. Especially you Schmedders. :shock:

 

It's only 'cos he likes you, give the poor kid a break...

Or write down a transcript!

 

awww, i like Scmedly too heres what he said, "FUCK YOU! Aagh. FUCK. FUCK YOU! Schmoopy.FUCK YOUUUUUUU!" He might not have said something about Shmoopy. I am more than likely making that up to feel less hurt.

 

yeah, well i buggered that up but you get the gist.

 

Hahhahhahaa... nice one Schmedders yer nutter!

 

The worst part is I have no recollection of doing it, not even a faint one. And it gets worse, I (according to my cell phone) talked to my mother that same nightt for roughly 33 minutes, and I don't remeber calling her at all. This is what happens when the old lady leaves town for a week.....

 

But only people that I lvoe get those phone calls!!

 

Dearest Schmed,

The insanity meter teetering between me and thee, swings toward thee.


From the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual for Mental Disorders (DSM-IV)

Borderline personality disorder (BPD) is a serious emotional disturbance that's characterized by disappointing and unstable personal relationships, intense anger, feelings of emptiness, and fears of abandonment — real or imagined.

It's one of several types of personality disorders, all of which reflect an inability to accept the demands and the limitations of the outside world. These disorders may regularly interfere with your behavior and your interactions with family, friends or co-workers.

People with BPD have an enormous need for love and a terrible fear of closeness. They have disturbed thinking and are constantly in a state of emotional turmoil. They're calm and rational at times, but they may explode into inappropriate anger or rage at some perceived rejection or criticism.

Borderline personality disorder is more common than other perhaps better-known mental illnesses, such as schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. Treatment consists of psychotherapy and medications.


(Hey, please don't come and kill me or anything. This was just FYI in case you ever meet anybody like that, so you would be informed and able to avoid days of endless chatter trying to have meaningful conversations with them in some lame forum.)

wink wink to everyone else.

Barry

 

You know what would be funny Mr. Swopes, or is it Doctor Swopes? If someone looked up your certifications then emailed the link to the forum to your coworkers.

 

And why would that worry me? Do you think that I don't know that anything you write on the internet can be read by anybody? Do you think that I believe this is some kind of secret forum?

I have had enough of you all. This was supposed to be a fun exchange between intelligent people (according to Fugly, who asked me to join in) but it is really not. When you start making threats towards peoples kids and carreers, there is something very wrong.

You win. I won't bother you lunatics again.

Barry

 

Me thinks thou digs too deep, it's called alcholhism you twit. :lol:

 

And don't worry Ratty I still LVOE you!!!! (Even if Barry dosn't get the inside joke.)

 

I LVOE YOU TOO SCHMOOPY!

Perhaps Fugly asked you to join to spark some intelligent debate in the new Cold Sober forum. Perhaps he also knew that sooner or later you'd get your arrogant ass handed to you on a platter, I don't know for sure. But he knows the rest of us pretty well, and it wasn't that far off that eventually we'd end up schooling you. To come to Fugly of all places, tell us you are some kind of counselor, and proceed to quote the DSM manual on MENTAL DISORDERS no less, pointing out each of our personality disorders or deficits, is not only arrogant, but mean spirited. Here is my diagnosis for you.

Narcissistic Personality Disorder

Personality Disorders


Symptoms
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The symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder revolve around a pattern of grandiosity, need for admiration, and sense of entitlement. Often individuals feel overly important and will exaggerate achievements and will accept, and often demand, praise and admiration despite worthy achievements. They may be overwhelmed with fantasies involving unlimited success, power, love, or beauty and feel that they can only be understood by others who are, like them, superior in some aspect of life.


There is a sense of entitlement, of being more deserving than others based solely on their superiority. These symptoms, however, are a result of an underlying sense of inferiority and are often seen as overcompensation. Because of this, they are often envious and even angry of others who have more, receive more respect or attention, or otherwise steal away the spotlight.


Treatment
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Treatment for this disorder is very rarely sought. There is a limited amount of insight into the symptoms, and the negative consequences are often blamed on society. In this sense, treatment options are limited. Some research has found long term insight oriented therapy to be effective, but getting the individual to commit to this treatment is a major obstacle.


Prognosis
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Prognosis is limited and based mainly on the individual's ability to recognize their underlying inferiority and decreased sense of self worth. With insight and long term therapy, the symptoms can be reduced in both number and intensity.

Your statement to Schmed about God being ripped out of his body is grandiose at best. Why is it the people who are the most religious are the most judgemental of others and the biggest hypocrites?

Feel free to take this mini personality test.

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
I am not asking that you post your results, only that you take an honest look at yourself. That's about all the time I am going to waste on you and your comments for now because it's really futile getting you to open your eyes.

 

He is paranoid, did anyone threaten his kids?? Nope didn't think so, then he asked me if those kids looked like they were abused??? Don't recall anything about that either..maybe it was a cry for help...BARRY STOP BEATING YOUR KIDS!!!!!!!!

 

THANK YOU

 

Oh noooooooo! What have you done? Barry...was a tentacle of the ANTINURSE and, and had been delivered unto my lap for redemption! He even had a barrystardised version of my first ever nick...only the ANTINURSE would leave such an obvious clue as to their antidentity!

 

We scared away Nursey's plaything, now we shall feel her evil boobies WRATH!!!!

 

yeah you bunch of dicks.. so he was an arrogant ass.. at least he was interesting... i guess you'd prefer the toilet clogged up with crap like it was before...

i was really enjoying reading the sober forum too... i for one would have liked barry to stay... and would like him back... and think you should leave the personal shit to the real drainblockers...

my £0.02

 

I know this is slightly off topic, but:

 

Dry your eyes there Pimp, if you want I can go recruit any number of pathetic american asswipes to come on the board and be pompous pro war idiots, its not like he was one of a kind you know. He was a closeminded ignorant fool, end of story.