Viscount Bartholemew Winthorpe-Bottomly noted with slight consternation that as Miss Primshaft had failed to bring him to seed in the full 10 minutes both parties had previously agreed should be sufficient to adequately complete the task, he would have no choice but to further extend her excusal from laundery duties at the manor wash-house. Meanwhile, down at the gentlemen's club...
"Sniffles, the butler, has been hiding in the attic again..." " A theory is proven by the immense schlongs of the 19th century: grow organic!"
