How does this shit work? Is is funny? Yeah but doesn't seem real. I don't see just looking up someone on NetDetective would allow this kind of shit to happen on instant messenger. Yes I did read the FAQ page. RockClmbr2002: rachael, do u have bragg? ra3ch3lth3gr3at: who is this RockClmbr2002: trevor RockClmbr2002: do you have bragg? ra3ch3lth3gr3at: no i don't hon RockClmbr2002: oh, ok, nm then RockClmbr2002: thnx neways ra3ch3lth3gr3at: your welcome sexy RockClmbr2002: what? ra3ch3lth3gr3at: you know i never told you before but i think you're sexy RockClmbr2002: ok, like, are you Rachael? or is someone else there cuz this is a little scary ra3ch3lth3gr3at: its me honey RockClmbr2002: ok, well, what have you beeen doing lately? ra3ch3lth3gr3at: not a whole lot what about you? RockClmbr2002: um, well, i hjave been thinking about you ra3ch3lth3gr3at: oh really? RockClmbr2002: yes really, alot of time ra3ch3lth3gr3at: and what thoughts have you been having about me? RockClmbr2002: well, it was.. nothing really ra3ch3lth3gr3at: you were doing alot of thinking about me but it was nothing really? ra3ch3lth3gr3at: hey you don't have to be shy with me RockClmbr2002: oh, ok, well, i don't know how to put what i felt in words ra3ch3lth3gr3at: well why don't you try RockClmbr2002: well, ok, but what do u want me to say? ra3ch3lth3gr3at: its not about what i want you to say or what i want to hear sweetie ra3ch3lth3gr3at: its about your feelings RockClmbr2002: oh, wel, i don't know what to say, rent u an geof? RockClmbr2002: nm ra3ch3lth3gr3at: no but i think you have feelings for me RockClmbr2002: what kind of feelings? RockClmbr2002: and would that be god or bad? ra3ch3lth3gr3at: you know romantic feelings i've seen the way you look at me RockClmbr2002: well, do u like those feelings that u see ra3ch3lth3gr3at: i have the same feelings for you RockClmbr2002: oh ra3ch3lth3gr3at: yes when i see you i get a tingly feeling all over RockClmbr2002: well, um, i have soathing to say to ra3ch3lth3gr3at: yes? RockClmbr2002: well, i should apologize if i led u the wrong way, um, yeah RockClmbr2002: the thing I wanted to say was, "Alex" RockClmbr2002: sorry ra3ch3lth3gr3at: what about alex? RockClmbr2002: well, she is the love of my life ra3ch3lth3gr3at: i know that sweetie thats why i haven't made a move on you before RockClmbr2002: well, what happened w/ Goef? ra3ch3lth3gr3at: he's a nice guy RockClmbr2002: well, don't u think, nm ra3ch3lth3gr3at: but he's lacking in some areas RockClmbr2002: like what? ra3ch3lth3gr3at: well its kinda hard to explain RockClmbr2002: oh, well, what do u see in me? ra3ch3lth3gr3at: well Geof is nice but he's a minute man RockClmbr2002: oh, ok ra3ch3lth3gr3at: and i do like him but its not satisfying RockClmbr2002: oh, and i am? ra3ch3lth3gr3at: when it comes to that thing i'd much rather be with you RockClmbr2002: oh, ok, what about like fletcher, or trent, or even lucas? ra3ch3lth3gr3at: well i do have fantasies RockClmbr2002: omg, relly? RockClmbr2002: omg RockClmbr2002: woww ra3ch3lth3gr3at: well you do too! ra3ch3lth3gr3at: i got news for you mister we females like it too and have our own fantasies RockClmbr2002: like what? ra3ch3lth3gr3at: well i know you guys ra3ch3lth3gr3at: you have all sorts of naughty thoughts RockClmbr2002: go on RockClmbr2002: please do ra3ch3lth3gr3at: i'll bet you've fantisied about haveing more than one girl in the sack haven't y you? RockClmbr2002: um, well RockClmbr2002: uh, do u eally want me talking bout this RockClmbr2002: do u enjoy ur little fantasies RockClmbr2002: and what happens in these fantasies, rachael? ra3ch3lth3gr3at: come on its a common fantasy amoung men RockClmbr2002: well, all guys are different, u dont't know bout me ra3ch3lth3gr3at: i do enjoy them RockClmbr2002: what happens in them ra3ch3lth3gr3at: true but tell me you haven't once thought of me and Alex and you together RockClmbr2002: well, i dont really want to b sharing that rigth now ra3ch3lth3gr3at: i know you are uncomfortable ra3ch3lth3gr3at: she is yourlove and thoughts of sex with someone other than her might make you feel bad RockClmbr2002: if i said yes to u, would u want to make love with me ra3ch3lth3gr3at: yes i would RockClmbr2002: what if it was 2morrow ra3ch3lth3gr3at: yes tomorrow what time? my place or yours? RockClmbr2002: and what do u think? RockClmbr2002: would be best RockClmbr2002: place and time ra3ch3lth3gr3at: its up to you ra3ch3lth3gr3at: is there anything special you want me to wear RockClmbr2002: well, i don know, r ur parents home ra3ch3lth3gr3at: crap i think moms gonna be home tomorrow RockClmbr2002: oh, ok, does nebody else know about it, ne friends, ppl, etc. ra3ch3lth3gr3at: GOD NO! RockClmbr2002: would u ever tell? RockClmbr2002: ne one? ra3ch3lth3gr3at: NO! i know you love alex alot it would kill her if she found out ra3ch3lth3gr3at: and Geof. i like him too i'd hate to hurt his feelings RockClmbr2002: oh, ok, r u serious about doing it? ra3ch3lth3gr3at: yes can we do it your bedroom? RockClmbr2002: impossible, my parents, and my mom is always home RockClmbr2002: plus how ould u ge here ra3ch3lth3gr3at: ok lets meet some where RockClmbr2002: like where ra3ch3lth3gr3at: how abotu at Alex's house? ra3ch3lth3gr3at: she's right here with me. ra3ch3lth3gr3at: want me to ask her if it's ok for us to have sex at her house? RockClmbr2002: bull shit she is not there ra3ch3lth3gr3at: Trevor. This is Alex. ra3ch3lth3gr3at: I can't believe you are trying to have sex with Rachel RockClmbr2002: what is this ra3ch3lth3gr3at: I came over here to talk to Rachel and you wrote to her ra3ch3lth3gr3at: what the hell do you think you're doing, Trevor? RockClmbr2002: i am not doing anything shes the one who started it ra3ch3lth3gr3at: Oh, please. I've been watching the entire time, Trevor. ra3ch3lth3gr3at: it was funny at first but then you started trying to have SEX with her??? ra3ch3lth3gr3at: Trevor, you told me that you loved me! ra3ch3lth3gr3at: NOW YOU WANT TO FUCK RACHAEL? RockClmbr2002: I DIOD NOT DO ANYTHING ALEX RockClmbr2002: ALL i did was ask her if she had bragg and then i was going RockClmbr2002: she started and I was just joking anyway ra3ch3lth3gr3at: I don't believe you and I don't ever want to see you again, Trevor. RockClmbr2002: ALEX RockClmbr2002: LISTEN TO ME ra3ch3lth3gr3at: NO. goodbye, Trevor RockClmbr2002: ALEX ra3ch3lth3gr3at: i hate you and i hope you DIE!! RockClmbr2002: ALEX RockClmbr2002: rachel tell her the truth that you were just joking with me RockClmbr2002: rachel RockClmbr2002: answer me please RockClmbr2002: this isn't funny it was just a joke so why wont you answer RockClmbr2002: alex ra3ch3lth3gr3at: sorry trevor RockClmbr2002: this isnt funny ra3ch3lth3gr3at: i thought it would be funny but then you got all serious ra3ch3lth3gr3at: this is rachale again RockClmbr2002: I DID NOT ra3ch3lth3gr3at: alex left RockClmbr2002: YOUR tHE one who started this ra3ch3lth3gr3at: im really sorry RockClmbr2002: where did she go? RockClmbr2002: this is not even funny rachael ra3ch3lth3gr3at: please trevor im really sorry RockClmbr2002: you just messed up my whole life ra3ch3lth3gr3at: im so sorry RockClmbr2002: is she gone or is she still there ra3ch3lth3gr3at: she ran out ra3ch3lth3gr3at: i think shes downstairs calling her mom ra3ch3lth3gr3at: are you ok? ra3ch3lth3gr3at: trevor RockClmbr2002: im here ra3ch3lth3gr3at: im so sorry ra3ch3lth3gr3at: but i really do think about you like that all the time ra3ch3lth3gr3at: i know this is all crazy now but do you still? RockClmbr2002: are you serious? ra3ch3lth3gr3at: yeah ra3ch3lth3gr3at: alex left and i dont know ra3ch3lth3gr3at: you said you were thinking about me ra3ch3lth3gr3at: is that true? ra3ch3lth3gr3at: i really do think your sexy and ra3ch3lth3gr3at: i dont know ra3ch3lth3gr3at: nevermind RockClmbr2002: this is crazy ra3ch3lth3gr3at: im sorry about alex ra3ch3lth3gr3at: are you mad at me? RockClmbr2002: no RockClmbr2002: im not mad ra3ch3lth3gr3at: so do you still want to meet? RockClmbr2002: yeah i do but this is all messed up now ra3ch3lth3gr3at: you do ra3ch3lth3gr3at: do you still want to have sex? RockClmbr2002: yeah but ra3ch3lth3gr3at: you do? RockClmbr2002: yes i do ra3ch3lth3gr3at: TREVOR! THIS IS ALEX STILL. ra3ch3lth3gr3at: I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU RockClmbr2002: this is just crazy ra3ch3lth3gr3at: I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE TREVOR YOU LIAR!!!! ra3ch3lth3gr3at: I WILL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN!! ra3ch3lth3gr3at: I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! ra3ch3lth3gr3at: I HOPE YOU DIE AND GO TO FUCKING HELL TREVOR! RockClmbr2002: i cant take this ra3ch3lth3gr3at: I HOPE YOU DIE AND GO TO HELL!! RockClmbr2002: <<user has logged out>>
Shmed, shmed, shmed.....You really should wait for an opening. All this biting at the bit to find an answer for the dream thread is really casting you in a bad light.
Another moment of undeniable wit! You really should let us simple folk be, your penchant for the literary arts truly has us at a disadvantage! As far as the Victims page, I'm not that smart, so bear with me, but I think all you have to do is get some retard on an IM and then mind-fuck them. Kinda like how you mind-fuck us daily here in the threads! Wait, is this another mind-fuck? Oh boy, you got us again!
Stop it, you're hurting us! Stop I say! Brain... liquifying... can't... handle... immense knowledge... please... stop.
its really simple dan, Ill try to explain it like we do for harlan, Walk in to the room, and close the door, now undo your pants, and pull them down, pull down your underware, then sit on the white seat, the white seat eats your doo-doo- and pee-pee, so you are feeding him! no make sure you get all the doo-doo and pee-pee's INSIDE the white bowl, down stand up until your are sure you are done! then geta wad of tolliet tissue, and reach back, and wgently wipe your hiney, 3 times, then use more paper if you need. Stand up, push the silver handle to feed the white chair its doo-doo's and pee-pee's, then pull up your underwear, and pants, then don't forget to wash your hands! YAY!!!! you're a big boy now!!!!!!! Understand?
Let me simplify this shit for you. How by using NetDetective are you going to know this kids girlfriend in this specific example is named Alex and that her friend is named rachel and that alex's friend is named Trevor, ect. ect. in order to trick this kid into thinking he is really talking to someone who knows him?
Wow, I just don't get it. I think I'll kill myself now. It's too fucking complex. Goodbye, cruel world! :x
WHIP!!!!! dont you dare!!! take a deep breath!!1 just rember, pants, sit poop, wipe, flus, pants, wash hands... see? just calm ...
Still this thing wouldn't have worked without the rachel userid. That would mean having to try this shit a bunch of times until someone was both stupid enough to fall for it and had a girlfriend whose best friend was named Rachel. On the other hand the whole shit could a been just typed out like those horrorscopes. I was thinking more along the lines of the ther possiblilty of tapping into someone's hotmail account using spyware or something which would eliminate the need for a bunch of tries before someone actually fell for it.
I tried to warn you, I mean who else besides the smartest man alive would of, nay, even COULD of, cut and pasted text from a website right into the same website!!! It's almost diabolical!!!I mean don't bother linking it or even just mentioning the particular bit, that would be just stupid.
You mean like instead of just pasting Gary's name and address on fugly I could just post a link to it? Good thinking. http://www.steinassociates.net/Wedding.htm
Dude! Not my fucking name! Oh, you are so fucking diabolical. I totally underestimated your intelligence. Please leave me alone! Don't torment me anymore! And please don't post my home address either (1020 E 46th St, Chicago IL 60653). That would be the worst ever! Please, I'm not as smart as you! Leave me alone. I'm begging you. Please just go back to posting your normal brillantly non-diabolical posts.
Oh, fuck! Dude, please don't make fun of me! You are too good at it. I am not worth the effort. Please, leave me alone and go back to your other career in standup. Wait, maybe this is all a big lie. Are you trying to say that you like me? Oh, I wasn't sure, but I guess since you are doing all of this research, I guess you do. That's fine. I don't have any friends, so you can be my friend now. So, do you want to come over sometime? I can make you some snacks, and we can practice posting funny stuff on Fugly together (well, at least you could show me how). Isn't that super?
