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Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Meikle, May 19, 2003.

  1. Meikle

    Meikle New Member

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    hahaha! man that digusto crap is crack up.
     
  2. Slayer of Pygmy Babies

    Slayer of Pygmy Babies New Member

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    Now that one was impressive, got his number, you should find some big, deep voiced black dude to call him and start chatting him up, or better yet, sign him up to like a gay contact service...

    Damn, please don't ever try and victimise me, i don't think i could handle that shit.
     
  3. eMolee

    eMolee New Member

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    Session Start (Yahoo! - youngsoftandsweet:greeneyedguy4_69): Wed May 07 22:11:48 2003
    greeneyedguy4_69: Sorry to bother you but I wanted to say HI :)
    youngsoftandsweet: hey scoot
    youngsoftandsweet: scoot
    Session Close (greeneyedguy4_69): Wed May 07 22:22:58 2003


    Session Start (Yahoo! - youngsoftandsweet:greeneyedguy4_69): Wed May 07 22:28:07 2003
    greeneyedguy4_69: huh???
    youngsoftandsweet: SCOTTTTTTTTTt
    youngsoftandsweet: how are you
    youngsoftandsweet: i thought you were in sf
    greeneyedguy4_69: I am not Scott
    youngsoftandsweet: ok
    youngsoftandsweet: i miss yu
    greeneyedguy4_69: I think you have the wrong guy
    greeneyedguy4_69: My name is Bobby
    youngsoftandsweet: rememer the night under the bridge
    youngsoftandsweet: that was craxy
    youngsoftandsweet: we should do it again
    youngsoftandsweet: it was so spontaneous
    youngsoftandsweet: i never saw you that way
    youngsoftandsweet: so how are you
    youngsoftandsweet: I'm still a waitress
    youngsoftandsweet: are you still working in sales?
    greeneyedguy4_69: Why are you giving me a hard tiime
    youngsoftandsweet: we shoudl hoook up
    youngsoftandsweet: again
    youngsoftandsweet: hehe
    greeneyedguy4_69: I saw you when I did a member search for Sacramento so I wanted to say HI
    youngsoftandsweet: yeah
    youngsoftandsweet: I'm glad we could reconnect
    youngsoftandsweet: its been so long
    youngsoftandsweet: you look the same though
    youngsoftandsweet: I mean I always saw you in clubs
    youngsoftandsweet: so I don't remember too much
    youngsoftandsweet: but we had good times
    greeneyedguy4_69: like what?
    youngsoftandsweet: all the parites
    greeneyedguy4_69: you live in Sac?
    youngsoftandsweet: and the extaxey
    youngsoftandsweet: yeah
    youngsoftandsweet: I had to move back you know
    youngsoftandsweet: cause of my addictions
    youngsoftandsweet: partying and sex was too easy there
    youngsoftandsweet: ehhhe
    greeneyedguy4_69: addicted to what
    youngsoftandsweet: you know
    youngsoftandsweet: I was so crazy there
    greeneyedguy4_69: where?
    youngsoftandsweet: different guys different drugs every night
    youngsoftandsweet: in sf
    greeneyedguy4_69: you realize we dont know each other at all right???
    greeneyedguy4_69: we have never spoken before ever
    youngsoftandsweet: we knew eachother well enoug
    youngsoftandsweet: we shoudl party again
    greeneyedguy4_69: I dont know who you think I am but I do know that I would never forge sex with you
    youngsoftandsweet: it was fun
    youngsoftandsweet: I stopped going to aa
    youngsoftandsweet: i party again
    youngsoftandsweet: yano
    youngsoftandsweet: we should hook up
    youngsoftandsweet: what are you doing this weekend
    greeneyedguy4_69: hopefully you
    greeneyedguy4_69:
    youngsoftandsweet: hehehe
    youngsoftandsweet: I know you
    youngsoftandsweet: you have five girls juggling at once
    youngsoftandsweet: but if you can fit me in that would be coool
    youngsoftandsweet: you always fit me in before
    greeneyedguy4_69: Are you not hearing me at all
    greeneyedguy4_69: WE HAVE NEVER MET NEVER EVER EVER.... THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE HAVE EVER EVEN SPOKEN
    greeneyedguy4_69: I AM NOT WHO YOU THINK I AM
    greeneyedguy4_69: WISH I WAS BUT IM NOT
    youngsoftandsweet: so can you fit me in this weekend
    youngsoftandsweet: we can reconnect
    youngsoftandsweet: I barely remember what you look lilke
    youngsoftandsweet: you know
    youngsoftandsweet: RECONNECT
    youngsoftandsweet: hehehe
    greeneyedguy4_69: Come over now then
    youngsoftandsweet: have you seen my new website
    youngsoftandsweet: come over where
    greeneyedguy4_69: no
    youngsoftandsweet: i don't know where you live
    youngsoftandsweet: are you down
    greeneyedguy4_69: give me the web address
    greeneyedguy4_69: i wanna see your website
    youngsoftandsweet: do you live near mckinley
    youngsoftandsweet: give me your new address
    greeneyedguy4_69: off 50
    youngsoftandsweet: i'll come over tomorrow b4 work
    greeneyedguy4_69: give me your website address
    youngsoftandsweet: can i come over tommorrow
    youngsoftandsweet: I have ot work at five
    youngsoftandsweet: or i can come now
    youngsoftandsweet: since i have all night
    greeneyedguy4_69: Ya right
    greeneyedguy4_69: why are you fucking with me
    youngsoftandsweet: what
    youngsoftandsweet: I'm seroius
    youngsoftandsweet: I don't work unitl five
    youngsoftandsweet: fine
    youngsoftandsweet: blow me off
    youngsoftandsweet: you always did
    greeneyedguy4_69: ok then call me
    greeneyedguy4_69: 707-367-1227
    greeneyedguy4_69: I thought you were giving me yo website address
    youngsoftandsweet: (Link: www.goatse.cx]www.goatse.cx)www.goatse.cx[/url]
    youngsoftandsweet: i bet you remember that ring
    youngsoftandsweet: we had such a good time
    youngsoftandsweet: i'm remembering
    youngsoftandsweet: your hand n my balls
    youngsoftandsweet: while i skull fukced you so hard you nose bled
    youngsoftandsweet: all over my dick
    youngsoftandsweet: oh dhit
    youngsoftandsweet: shit
    greeneyedguy4_69: oh ya
    youngsoftandsweet: im cummmmmmmmmming
    greeneyedguy4_69: i remember now
    greeneyedguy4_69: you fucking nut case
    youngsoftandsweet: remember that night under the bridge
    youngsoftandsweet: when i fucked your ass till it bled
    youngsoftandsweet: and you begged me to stop
    youngsoftandsweet: and i came all ove your face
    youngsoftandsweet: and you cried for your momand her fishy taco pussy
    youngsoftandsweet: you remember
    youngsoftandsweet: you thanked me afterwards
    youngsoftandsweet: for giving you what you always
    youngsoftandsweet: wanted
    youngsoftandsweet: I'm gonna call you now
    youngsoftandsweet: are you gonna answer
    youngsoftandsweet: do you want me to call y ou?
    youngsoftandsweet: answer me
    youngsoftandsweet: or Ill call you 24
    youngsoftandsweet: 7
    youngsoftandsweet: ok
    youngsoftandsweet: i'm gonna call you
    youngsoftandsweet: tonight
    youngsoftandsweet: tomorrow
    youngsoftandsweet: the next day
    youngsoftandsweet: and the next
    Session Close (greeneyedguy4_69): Thu May 08 00:07:21 2003


    Session Start (Yahoo! - youngsoftandsweet:greeneyedguy4_69): Sat May 10 20:29:11 2003
    youngsoftandsweet: hey honey
    youngsoftandsweet: didja miss me
    youngsoftandsweet: you want me to call you now?
    youngsoftandsweet: 707-367-1227
    youngsoftandsweet: thats the number right
    youngsoftandsweet: let me find my cell
    youngsoftandsweet: ok
    youngsoftandsweet: I'll call you in ten minutes
    Session Start (Yahoo! - youngsoftandsweet:greeneyedguy4_69): Mon May 12 22:32:32 2003
    *** "greeneyedguy4_69" signed off at Mon May 12 22:32:37 2003.
    youngsoftandsweet: 707-367-1227
    youngsoftandsweet: can i call you know scott
    youngsoftandsweet: SCOTT
    youngsoftandsweet: I miss you
    Session Start (Yahoo! - youngsoftandsweet:greeneyedguy4_69): Mon May 19 09:21:19 2003
     
  4. 1337

    1337 New Member

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    not bad. You could have ended it a bit stronger and the goatse was too obvious.
    did you try calling him?
     
  5. eMolee

    eMolee New Member

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    no I didn't call him, I would have just laughed and fucked it all up.
     

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