Tasha is a girl I met the other day on chat. She was upset because a friend of mine was making fun of her...heh heh, I never knew it would go so far Chris says: ahh don't worry bout it, she was just sayin it FunkyBabe Tasha says: yea well it hurt my feelings ok Chris says: but it's just over the internet! FunkyBabe Tasha says: still Chris says: ur just sensitive I guess FunkyBabe Tasha says: thansk FunkyBabe Tasha says: u would be if u were teased al ur life Chris says: i have been teased all my life! you can't see it in the pic, but there's a dead fetus attached to the back of my head. it was going to be my twin brother but he died in the womb FunkyBabe Tasha says: ur not serios Chris says: YES I AM, it's small though, he died very early. it's just about half the size of a fist, a bit bigger Chris says: plz don't make fun of me now FunkyBabe Tasha says: i would never Chris says: thanks Chris says: i definitely appreciate it, i've dealt with it all my life FunkyBabe Tasha says: im here for u ok Chris says: awww that's sweet of u! FunkyBabe Tasha says: i mean it Chris says: thankyou though, really. no one can really understand it, at least u have an open mind FunkyBabe Tasha says: hey im nice what can i say Chris says: u sure are FunkyBabe Tasha says: thanks Chris says: thank YOU FunkyBabe Tasha says: ur welcome Alright. I'm missing a little bit here...she was just asking me to introduce her to any friend of mine, cuz she's lookin for love! So I used another email account of mine. Remember here, I am MARK AND CHRIS. (mark even has a pic to make this more convincing ) Chris says: hey man Maaaaark! says: sup ppl FunkyBabe Tasha says: hey nice pic Maaaaark! says: thanks...who are u? Maaaaark! says: Chris says: lol it's a friend of mine FunkyBabe Tasha says: im tasha Maaaaark! says: nice name FunkyBabe Tasha says: thansk Maaaaark! says: I'm mark FunkyBabe Tasha says: how old r u Maaaaark! says: 17...turning 18 in June Maaaaark! says: You? FunkyBabe Tasha says: im 16 turning 17 on april 14 Maaaaark! says: that's cool. Chris says: mark, what u been up to man Maaaaark! says: lol shutup ya freak, I'm talkin to tasha! FunkyBabe Tasha says: chris u still have my other email address right Chris says: dude..u know not to call me freak Maaaaark! says: hahahahh Chris says: I told u tasha Maaaaark! says: huh? FunkyBabe Tasha says: mark here my pic is at this email YourDreamWomen69@hotmail.com Maaaaark! says: ok FunkyBabe Tasha says: its of me in the summer but i look better now Maaaaark! says: not bad not bad FunkyBabe Tasha says: u saw it Maaaaark! says: not as ugly as Chris, hahah Chris says: DUDE SERIOUSLY, stop that FunkyBabe Tasha says: u callignme ugly Maaaaark! says: No No, lol that came out wrong FunkyBabe Tasha says: then what did u think of it Maaaaark! says: Ya look good! You've got a nice smile Maaaaark! says: I can tell Chris says: for sure Chris says: FunkyBabe Tasha says: thanks FunkyBabe Tasha says: i look better then that now FunkyBabe Tasha says: that pic was taken after i lost 61 pounds Maaaaark! says: 60 pounds?! in how long?? FunkyBabe Tasha says: i started last year on nov 21 Maaaaark! says: wow FunkyBabe Tasha says: what dou thin kof me Maaaaark! says: u seem aight FunkyBabe Tasha says: oh FunkyBabe Tasha says: Maaaaark! says: what u cryin for Chris says: lol he said ur alright, tasha FunkyBabe Tasha says: alright isnt a good think FunkyBabe Tasha says: usually peopel say ur cool or ur hott stuff like that Chris says: true, true.. Maaaaark! says: damn, You a real sensitive bitch aren't ya FunkyBabe Tasha says: oh thanks Chris says: mark FunkyBabe Tasha says: u would be too if u were teased all ur life and ur friends threaten to kill u Maaaaark! says: Man shutup Chris, I wasn't askin ya u freak Maaaaark! says: so what, get over it Chris says: MARK WTF, DON'T CALL ME FREAK AGAIN Chris says: I SWEAR 2 GOD FunkyBabe Tasha says: i gues su dont like me do u mark Maaaaark! says: LoL oh yeah? what you gonna do Chris, hit me with ur head? hahaha Chris says: Maaaaark! says: ha Maaaaark! says: I'm gonna cut it off tomorrow for you Chris says: Tasha he's always like this 2 me Chris says: I can't take it Maaaaark! says: awwwww Maaaaark! says: shutup. Maaaaark! says: anybody there? FunkyBabe Tasha says: yes FunkyBabe Tasha says: but i feel unwanted here Chris says: yeah i'm here tasha help me out FunkyBabe Tasha says: chris if its bugging u ignore it Maaaaark! says: HA, can't handle it urself Chris? Get that fetus of yours to back you up Maaaaark! says: does it have a name? Chris says: STFU Chris says: MARK PLZ Maaaaark! says: Mr. Fetus sounds good to me Chris says: FunkyBabe Tasha says: mark stop Maaaaark! says: Hey Chris, is that thing actually classified as a person or what? Chris says: shutup mark FunkyBabe Tasha says: chris y is he so mean to us Maaaaark! says: serves u right Maaaaark! says: freak Chris says: God I dunno FunkyBabe Tasha says: U CALLIGNME A FREAK Maaaaark! says: Well you're pretty weird too, but naw I was callin that fetusface Chris a freak Chris says: FunkyBabe Tasha says: mark answer ur messneger plz Maaaaark! says: nah I'm happy typing here, thanks FunkyBabe Tasha says: plz for me FunkyBabe Tasha says: Chris says: uhhh Tasha I think you could do better than mark Maaaaark! says: hahahaha looks like she likes me Chris Maaaaark! says: U suck FunkyBabe Tasha says: then find some oen better Maaaaark! says: why would anyone like a freak Maaaaark! says: Ya Loser Chris says: mark if you don't stop i'm gonna hurt myself, i mean that Maaaaark! says: Do it! Maaaaark! says: You'll be better off Maaaaark! says: Maybe in hell you won't have that thing Chris says: FunkyBabe Tasha says: MARK SOP IT FunkyBabe Tasha says: chris ignore him Chris says: why though? he's just an example of what I have to put up with every day Maaaaark! says: You deserve it though FunkyBabe Tasha says: well ignore them its nto worth it Maaaaark! says: Look in the mirror. Chris says: Mark I'm serious, I'll do something FunkyBabe Tasha says: mark y r u so mean Chris says: he's a jerk FunkyBabe Tasha says: chris plz dont ur g'f wouldnt want that Maaaaark! says: Look in the mirror Chris! Does that look like something that deserves to live? Naw FunkyBabe Tasha says: MARK SHUT THE FUCK UP Chris says: I don't care anymore, I'm always dealing with it mark just put me over the edge Chris says: i'm serious Maaaaark! says: Yeah. They should give me a medal Maaaaark! says: Get it over with and stop whining Maaaaark! says: Make the world a better place. Maaaaark! says: Spare us your freakiness FunkyBabe Tasha says: MARK STOP IT PLZ Maaaaark! says: Because I nor anyone else wants to see that during their day. Maaaaark! says: Chris why you bother staying around? No one wants to look at you Maaaaark! says: I've seen your own mother grimace at your fetus Chris says: OMG MARK, UR GONNA READ ABOUT SOMETHING IN THE PAPER TOMORROW. I'M ENDING THIS Maaaaark! says: Cool. I'll put it up on my wall Chris says: you are a horrible person, I don't want to live in a world this cruel Chris says: say your goodbyes Maaaaark! says: Later. Freak. FunkyBabe Tasha says: chris dont Maaaaark! says: chris do FunkyBabe Tasha says: punches mark Chris says: bye everyone. no one's at my house, if you get the opportunity tell them i said hello. seeya FunkyBabe Tasha says: chris damn it no Maaaaark! says: hahahahahahhaahahaha, is this gonna be a repeat of grade 8, Chris? Chris says: DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT Chris says: w/e, doesn't matter, i'm done Maaaaark! says: LoL use something better than oven cleaner this time, idiot FunkyBabe Tasha says: CHRIS NO DAMN IT Chris says: yeah i WILL, i'm using a rope this time FunkyBabe Tasha says: NO Maaaaark! says: hahahaha tasha, this moron tried to kill himself in grade 8 by drinking oven cleaner Chris says: Chris says: this time it'll work FunkyBabe Tasha says: MARK U ASS HOLE Maaaaark! says: Yeah. Ah well. go do it Chris and stop dragging it out Maaaaark! says: No need to make it all dramatic, the world won't miss you Chris says: you're right. FunkyBabe Tasha says: no i will Maaaaark! says: She's just saying that Chris. Maaaaark! says: Like everyone else who pretends to love you. Maaaaark! says: Like your parents? Maaaaark! says: Give your dead brother a high five for me. Chris says: U SON OF A BITCH FunkyBabe Tasha says: chris i cant take this anymore Chris says: you're regretting this mark, i swear to god, because i'm doing it Chris says: bye. Maaaaark! says: HA, well that's that. Good riddance to the freak Maaaaark! says: LOSEERRRRR Maaaaark! says: I hope you're doing it now Maaaaark! says: Idiot. FunkyBabe Tasha says: is crying Maaaaark! says: ..Ha, he might actually do it though, when he did it in grade 8 it was for the same reason. Maaaaark! says: Hopefully it'll work this time. I hate seeing him at school Maaaaark! says: Then he dropped out FunkyBabe Tasha says: maerk y r u so mean Maaaaark! says: Because he's a loser. And it's gross to look at him. Maaaaark! says: LoL, he left msn on. The police will probably be reading this Maaaaark! says: ... Maaaaark! says: Tasha made him do it, cops. Maaaaark! says: I might actually get in trouble for this though Maaaaark! says: hahaha Chris ya bullshitter, speak up Maaaaark! says: . Maaaaark! says: Chris? Maaaaark! says: Maybe I should send someone over there...I know Chris is capable of this kind of thing. Maaaaark! says: Tasha you there? FunkyBabe Tasha has left the conversation. Ok, in another window here (I forgot to save it) I (as mark) told Tasha that I called the police, and that they said they would get to Chris's soon. Then I messaged Tasha ('Chris' being the cop) 7 or 8 mins later. Hahahaha ok, so now I'm MARK AND THE COP. This girl was so weird here though...cuz like, Mark just made Chris kill himself, and this girl is in love with Mark now...the whole time she was talking to me in another window with crap like "i'm here for u baby, we'll make it" ....This was great Chris says: This is Ralph Peters of the Kingston City Police ma'am. I'd like to ask some questions, if that would be OK. FunkyBabe Tasha says: ok Chris says: We arrived here not long ago...Chris left a conversation open on his computer, and it looks like you were involved. Maaaaark! has been added to the conversation. FunkyBabe Tasha says: this is his friend Chris says: Ah good, Mark. I would like to talk to you as well. Maaaaark! says: Who is this? Chris says: Ralph Peters, Kingston City Police Maaaaark! says: Are you serious? Chris says: Very. I saw a conversation Chris had left open on his computer...I'd like you both to tell me what happened, in your own words please. Maaaaark! says: did Chris do something? Chris says: Just answer, please. We will get to that. FunkyBabe Tasha says: i was talkign to chris and i asked if he new a guy that i cna talk to then he added mark to the conversation Maaaaark! says: Ok..me Tasha and Chris were in a convo, and he was just talking really weird. Me and tasha got worried, so I called you. I told ya on the phone Chris says: I didn't talk to you on the phone, that would have been one of our lieutenants. Chris says: Why was Chris acting strangely? FunkyBabe Tasha says: Maaaaark! says: I don't know, he tried to kill himself in Grade 8 Chris says: Yes Mark, our coroner has already identified him as that same Chris Martyn. Maaaaark! says: a Coroner? K plz tell us what happened Chris says: I told you to answer my questions first. Cooperation will make this a lot easier. Now, may I have your full names please? You're not in any trouble, this is just how it goes. Maaaaark! says: fine then. Mark Douglas Ulrich FunkyBabe Tasha says: tasha Chris says: Your full name, please. Chris says: Thank you Mark FunkyBabe Tasha says: its tasha Chris says: Miss, your first and last name. FunkyBabe Tasha says: tasha carter Chris says: Ok thank you. Now, what exactly did Chris tell you before he left? FunkyBabe Tasha says: that he was gonankill himseld Maaaaark! says: He said he was gonna hang himself well he didnt say that exactly, he said he was gonna 'use a rope this time' Chris says: I see. FunkyBabe Tasha says: im scared Chris says: I appreciate your cooperation. Yes Tasha I can't blame you, I've dealt with a lot of witnesses, and it's a horrible thing to talk about. How well do the both of you know Chris? FunkyBabe Tasha says: not that well Chris says: Mark? Maaaaark! says: sorry...I know him ok, i guess. known him for awhile, he's not a real friend though Chris says: Hmmm, alright. Chris did exactly that, he hung himself, and our coroner has just verified that it was a very short time ago. Maaaaark! says: oh my god... FunkyBabe Tasha says: is crying mark i dont knwo what im gonan do now Maaaaark! says: is Chris dead? is he ok? Chris says: We're still dealing with that Mark. We have him on life support, but his heart rate is very low. Chris says: I'm asking you both not to talk about this to anyone, as there may be more factors in this. FunkyBabe Tasha says: ok FunkyBabe Tasha says: mark how can this happen FunkyBabe Tasha says: is crying Maaaaark! says: oh my god I can't get over this though...ok, Chris is DEAD? He's gone? FunkyBabe Tasha says: hoolds mark FunkyBabe Tasha says: its ok im here for u Chris says: You're both in very different stages. Tasha you're already in the grief stage, and that's good. Mark, you are more in the denial stage, grief will be next. So prepare for it...I know this is tough to do Maaaaark! says: god.. FunkyBabe Tasha says: rubs marks backits ok Chris says: Do you two know each other? Chris says: And do you both know Chris personally? Maaaaark! says: I know him personally... FunkyBabe Tasha says: i dotn kwo him personaly Maaaaark! says: me and tasha know each other though, yeah Chris says: Hmmm, alright. Do you and Tasha go to school together? FunkyBabe Tasha says: no FunkyBabe Tasha says: i use to thouh\gh Maaaaark! says: that's right Chris says: FunkyBabe Tasha says: i was talkign to chris and i asked if he new a guy that i cna talk to then he added mark to the conversation Chris says: It doesn't sound like you two know each other. FunkyBabe Tasha says: well i mean by that a friends to talk to because i didnt know marks email and he gave it to me Maaaaark! says: exactly FunkyBabe Tasha says: mark ilove u FunkyBabe Tasha says: this is too much for me Chris says: FunkyBabe Tasha says: thansk Maaaaark! says: I'm mark FunkyBabe Tasha says: how old r u Maaaaark! says: 17...turning 18 in June Maaaaark! says: You? FunkyBabe Tasha says: im 16 turning 17 on april 14 FunkyBabe Tasha has left the conversation. FunkyBabe Tasha has been added to the conversation. Chris says: Tasha I'm sorry, but you must stay. I just need to ask a few more questions. You didn't do anything wrong. FunkyBabe Tasha says: i cant take this Maaaaark! says: It's ok tash, it won't take much longer i don't think Maaaaark! says: stay with me FunkyBabe Tasha says: mark hold me plz Maaaaark! says: only if you stay...we should help. FunkyBabe Tasha says: iwill stay Chris says: That's exactly right Mark, and we appreciate it here. Maaaaark! says: not a problem, officer FunkyBabe Tasha says: cryes on marks chest Chris says: I have been reading your conversation with Chris (we will be saving it as evidence) ...Ok, I have deduced that you both did not know each other previous to this incident. Chris says: It's alright, it's not exactly obstruction, it's ok. Maaaaark! says: you're right, we didn't know each other.. Maaaaark! says: what's obstruction? Chris says: Obstruction is Obstruction of justice..it is illegal, it is when you lie to a police officer. Maaaaark! says: I see. FunkyBabe Tasha says: ididnt kow if this was the mark i knew ok FunkyBabe Tasha says: i cant take this anymore Chris says: Tasha just one more question, and it will be over. Neither of you are in any trouble FunkyBabe Tasha says: is crying FunkyBabe Tasha says: i feellike im going to be sick Chris says: I know, like I said I've dealt with many witnesses. It's easier to do in person, but this is ok for now FunkyBabe Tasha says: well i dotn knwo chris personaly i just started to talkto him online Chris says: Ok, I see. Chris says: Tasha you're ok, we won't need to talk to you again after this. Mark on the other hand, you may have to appear in court if Chris's parents decide that is what they want. Maaaaark! says: What? are you serious? court? Maaaaark! says: ah plz, I can't do that Chris says: Mark we read what you typed in the conversation. Tasha, you did a great thing by trying to make him stop. FunkyBabe Tasha says: thanks Maaaaark! says: I was just messin around, Chris gets it all the time FunkyBabe Tasha says: he didnt mean it Chris says: "mark you're going to regret this, you just pushed me over the edge" Chris says: And yet you persisted. Chris says: Why? Did you not take him seriously? Maaaaark! says: no, i didn't think he'd actually do it FunkyBabe Tasha says: mark would never mean it Chris says: He did it in grade 8, remember? Why would you mess with someone who was mentally unbalanced? Maaaaark! says: I don't know!!! It was just fun Chris says: "Fun?" mark? Suicide is never something to joke about, some people take it to heart. Maaaaark! says: i'm so sorry thoughj Chris says: Mark, Chris is dead and this may have been your fault. I want you to accept that. FunkyBabe Tasha says: HWO CAN U BE SO CRULE HUH Maaaaark! says: officer please Chris says: Cruel, tasha? Cruel is making fun of a mentally unbalanced innocent kid with a birth defect, then continuing even when he threatens suicide. Now please calm down, let's keep this reasonable. FunkyBabe Tasha says: iu knwo officer i dont wanan be mean but ur making mark want to killhimself too ok FunkyBabe Tasha says: HOW UR ACUsing my boyfriend that he made him kill himself Chris says: I made no accusation, Tasha. Please speak in a more respectable tone, no more capital letters. FunkyBabe Tasha says: fine Chris says: Thankyou. FunkyBabe Tasha says: but i wont let u accuse him Maaaaark! says: Officer, I really think that's unreasonable. he mighta killed himself for some other reason FunkyBabe Tasha says: mark i love u baby FunkyBabe Tasha says: im here for u Chris says: Of course, Mark. Like I said, there may have been other factors. Maaaaark! says: such as? Chris says: We're still investigating, it will take time. FunkyBabe Tasha says: is shaking Chris says: Oh and another thing..Did Chris make any threats? Maaaaark! says: he just told me I was gonna regret this, but that was it FunkyBabe Tasha says: mark hunny im here ok Chris says: That's good Tasha, Mark is going to need support right now. Maaaaark! says: yeah really Chris says: How old are the both of you? Maaaaark! says: I'm 17 Chris says: And when is your birthday, Mark? Chris says: Nevermind, it looks like Chris has it written down on a calender...June 8th. Maaaaark! says: that's it Chris says: Tasha? Age and Birthday, please. Maaaaark! says: Tash just tell him, it'll make this easier Chris says: Correct. FunkyBabe Tasha says: y FunkyBabe Tasha says: chris doesnt knwo me Chris says: Tasha you are NOT in any trouble. FunkyBabe Tasha says: we talked from reading msn profiles Chris says: Are you going to cooperate? You are completely innocent here, Tasha. You have nothing to hide, and nothing to worry about. FunkyBabe Tasha says: ok 14 april and im 17 Chris says: You are 17 now, or you will be turning 17? FunkyBabe Tasha says: will be Chris says: Ok. FunkyBabe Tasha says: y Chris says: now, ONE final question and this is over. Thank you both so much for your cooperation, we appreciate it. Chris says: Tasha, have you always been this gullible? Chris says: HAHAHAHAHAHA did it occur to you that maybe I was THE COP, MYSELF, AND MARK the whole time...? FunkyBabe Tasha says: fuck u FunkyBabe Tasha says: chris how can u be so mean Maaaaark! says: mwaa ha ha! Chris says: see Chris says: lmao Maaaaark! says: Chris says: FunkyBabe Tasha says: that's disgusting FunkyBabe Tasha says: it scared me ok Chris says: hahahahaha why u whispering me tasha, I AM MARK Chris says: AND CHRIS Chris says: AND THE COP Maaaaark! says: YEP! FunkyBabe Tasha has left the conversation. ....Cool huh? Heh heh! That line at the end there... "why u whispering me tasha".. at that point, she STILL thought that 'Mark' was actually Mark, she still didn't realize that I was playing the cop and Mark. Heh heh..dumbass.
That was pretty cool-not quite 'evil sarah' standard but better than most on here. That girl was fucking gullible, you should have milked it some more!Like after you had her name and date of birth, you could have had mark accuse her of saying some shit and have the cop start questioning her, that would have been great.Well done though
i guess in that situation its hard to come out with a stronger ending. good stuff though. she seemed a bit on the "thick" side also...
