Veronika Moser - not getting any younger

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by cunt, Jan 3, 2005.

  1. cunt

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    (absolutely NSFW)

    Yeew. My eyeballs just melted. Our beloved Ms. Moser as she is now.

    And this is easily the most woodie killing. Bloated tits, distended stomach/womb, triple chin, black bags under eyes... <shudder>...

    Pity, she was a babe in her heyday. For the ignorant amongst you (ie. everybody), Ms. Moser was the undisputed shit-eating queen of the Euro-scat industry. Unfortunately, no vintage pics are googleable.

    [cunt]
     
  2. HORUS

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    aaaah you gross fucking cunt

    who the fuck wants to see some chick eat shit?

    you sick reject fuck

    maybe if you werent rejected by every single chick you tried to fuck,you wouldnt hate women so much

    fucking idiot
     
  3. Reizvolles

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    Who are you calling ignorant, you fucking degenerate?
     
  4. cunt

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    What a bunch of vanilla fucking prudes. Your unreal. In fugly of all places, with its healthy collection of scat and vomit porn vidcaps. Worst of all, the throroughly predictable knee-jerk nanny reactions by accusing me of misogyny (and implied accusations of worse). Fuck off to Yahoo groups if you live in such mortal terror of being offended or having your feelings hurt. Weenies.

    [cunt]
     
  5. smiles

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    I like you,
    have you ever heard of "the angry pirate"
     
  6. Schmed

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    It's not a "knee-jerk reaction" , your moronic ramblings make it a fact. You must of been sitting behind your keyboard just anxiously awaiting to use the phrase "you bunch of vanilla prudes", but alas you jumped too early, how does one response to your post make this board a "bunch" of anything??? Maybe you should of spent less time watching people eat poo and worked a bit harder on your vocabulary. Something for you to think about next time you try to impress the locals with your mysoginistic, poop eating, racsim.
     
  7. cunt

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    Yes it is you Mr. Sensitive. Your collected wisdom can be seen there and here, and there, and here.
    "In fact" over 77 pages of unique, Schmed flatus. Smileys and all.

    "a fact", says the talking anus.

    vockaballerry 101. Twit. Dictionary.com isn't that hard to use. Twit.

    Fuck you you knee-jerking asshole. _You_ start throwing labels around, compound the all-round embarrassment be playing Mr. Sensitive and Feminist and Minority Aware Good Guy, then frown down your self annointed internet savvy nose at me... Get cancer and die.

    And while your at it Mr. "Old Time Regular", have a look in here some time.

    Moralizing, dick-waving, pussy-appeasing, grovelling, mewling, momma's baby. Nothing more pathetic than a middle-class white boy handing out lessons on ethics and morality. Especially, while they try to impress the chicks.

    Damn, another 30 minutes of my life flushed arguing with some deadbeat fratboy. The internet as we now know it. Thanks asswhipe.

    [cunt]
     
  8. HORUS

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    me a prude?!??

    HOHOHA

    if you knew anything about me you wouldnt say that

    so i guess in your confused little head someone is either a shit-eating-porn fan or a prude?

    hey comeon, whats wrong with you? you dont wanna see someone eat shit? PRUDE! :roll:

    the poor gross bitch that eats shit on film gets paid for it at least, to me someone who wants to see that shit is more gross than the woman who is doing the shit eating

    god damnit, what the fuck is wrong with people?
    how come there are laws that stop me from killing people like this guy?

    holy jumping fucking jesus
     
  9. Reizvolles

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    Someone has too much time on their hands. Full marks for the amount of time spent on research. Talk about obession. Careful, Schmed.

    Not everyone is going to agree with this sort of act. You can't post it and then throw a hissy fit when people don't agree with it, or think it's disgusting.

    I am, however, going to observe my right to remain silent on this subject.
     
  10. cunt

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    Glub. More fratboy dickwaving.

    Tell me - why the nick "HORUS". All caps no less. Its not like because your estimate of your own talents isn't reinforced by those around you or something is it ?

    No you knucklehead. It was for the anthropologists out there to get a glimpse of what has become of a gross out megastar of yesteryear. Pure and simple. But you're just another gimp that chooses to paint 'reetard' on his/her forehead for whatever godforsaken attention seeking exercise it is your on. To risk being repetitive - get cancer and die.

    To quote an old line - when you're big enough I'll be too old.

    Hopefully, some time in a better universe, you too will get as bored with the sound of your own voice as the people who know you. And maybe you'll stop thinking smileys are cute. Won't hold my breath.

    Now what cliched flame is next ?

    [cunt] "fucking shooting fucking fish in a barrel"
     
  11. cunt

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    Thank you. Sincerely. An intelligent respite from the torrent of unbridled egotism. Again, thank you.

    [cunt]
     
  12. HORUS

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    way to go replying 123891472938471983247 words to a 100 word post and then telling me i like to hear my own voice, and then totally "getting under my skin" by analysing my handle ohh my talent isnt reinforced by those around me booohooo, and then you proceed to complement yourself

    "its like shooting a fish in a barrel"

    no dude, what you did is more like what your idol veronika moser dose best, its like eating shit

    you post a thread about shit eating and im the one trying to get attention?

    why do i even bother?
    youre a shit eating fan, that should say it all, if you waste the wind, youre nothing but the wind

    if i waste my time talking to an idiot like you then im the one doing something idiotic

    have a continued good (im sure) shit eating life :wink:
     
  13. Nauseous

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    I just wanted to reply to this thread.

    OKAY BYE
     
  14. Schmed

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    Wow, looks like I struck a nerve, that was easier than I thought it was gonna be.
     
  15. Schmed

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    And vagina, I know whats on the movie, images and audio section of this site, I have placed many of those on there myself. Now go watch some scat videos and hate on women. Or better yet, reply to this so I can get another good laugh, gahd knows I could use one.
     
  16. Dwaine Scum

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    Damn can you believe she took the time to do that much research on you? Maybe you should invite her over to clean the house (and Harlan's pants) and take all those empty bottles to the store for us
     
  17. cunt

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  18. cunt

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    Forgot you you arsewhipe. Can't let irrelllance trouble you. Here goes -

    BLAAAHH !!!!
    YOU EAT DOODOOH!!! U R 2 MATYUR !!!!!!@@11
     
  19. ucicare

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    My life would be so mundane if not for the brief respite from sanity I enjoy while browsing this forum. Funny stuff I tell 'ya.

    Barry
     
  20. cunt

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    "why does God hate me ??????"

    You are an anus. No amount of breast beating can change that. Pitiful, wanking in the dark, hopeless, miserable, worthless, without-the-internet-I-am-nothing anus.

    You Sir/Madam are at a distinct disadvantage here. You seem to take me seriously - your limping ego is a tell-tale sign. But to me, you're just a www.mbari.org/~salamy/images/Skidmark.JPG]skidmark [/url] after a nights heavy boozing.

    BTW - for you anal freaks, Goatse lives again.

    Warmest regards, hope puberty isn't too cruel,

    [cunt]
     

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