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Gotta love this... the outdoor public urinals in Amsterdam. Capable of serving four fellas at the same time, and offering nosy children the opportunity to get splashed in public... Here's an idea... Commercials to watch while pissing. How quaint. "This urination has been sponsored by..." At least they give you a target to aim at... Space Toilets! These look more like torture devices than urinals... While we're on the subject... don't these things look 'space age?' Oh, and for the ladies... don't forget the "She-inal" ~ A urinal made just for y'all... Even though we, as men, have the world as our urinal, you should still enjoy the same pleasure... *sort of*
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil: Gotta love this... the outdoor public urinals in Amsterdam. Capable of serving four fellas at the same time, and offering nosy children the opportunity to get splashed in public... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> So that's what they are! And I was putting my rubbish in 'em! That one is at The Leidseplein, you can just make out ( one of ) the Bulldog cafe's in the background ( biggest rip-offs in A'dam ).
And about 100 yards from there, is a pancake house, that serves the best fresh strawberry and ice-cream pancakes in the world!
Next time you're there, pinky, you'll have to stop for a squirt... Look closely at the picture... if the camera would've moved to the left slightly, that pic'd make for a GREAT Pepsi ad... "Recycle... Buy Pepsi!"
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil: Oh, and for the ladies... don't forget the "She-inal" ~ A urinal made just for y'all... Even though we, as men, have the world as our urinal, you should still enjoy the same pleasure... *sort of* <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Is that a penis down the bottom... not very good advertisment for a 'ladies' urinal...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank: Is that a penis down the bottom... not very good advertisment for a 'ladies' urinal...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No, it's someone's hand, as they hold the 'handle' for the vaccuum-cleaner hose attachment... (At least they were considerate to make this toilet out of something a woman should already know how to use...)
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil: No, it's someone's hand, as they hold the 'handle' for the vaccuum-cleaner hose attachment... (At least they were considerate to make this toilet out of something a woman should already know how to use...)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeah but I don't stick one to my fanny and piss in it... (or wank in it... I heard 27% of men do that)
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank: Yeah but I don't stick one to my fanny and piss in it... (or wank in it... I heard 27% of men do that)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I can't say that I've ever stuck a toilet to my fanny and wanked in it.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil: I can't say that I've ever stuck a toilet to my fanny and wanked in it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> you have a fanny? I thought you were a bloke...? and i was referring to the vacuum being applied to dicks around the world sucking in...well... what evers spurting out
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank: you have a fanny? I thought you were a bloke...? and i was referring to the vacuum being applied to dicks around the world sucking in...well... what evers spurting out <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> 'round these parts, a "fanny" is a slang term for ass. For example: If I stick my fanny in your face, you're going to be smelling my crack. Get it now? As far as the vaccuum cleaner thing... Can't say that I've ever tried it, doesn't look like it'd be all that fun, either... (Sounds downright painful) Besides, suction alone isn't enough to get me off, you need a little friction, y'kno? *gives the Shop-Vac a seductive look...*
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil: 'round these parts, a "fanny" is a slang term for ass. For example: If I stick my fanny in your face, you're going to be smelling my crack. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> well, round these parts a fanny is a cunt... As for the friction Im sure if you were big enough you would get it from on of the nozzles...? they arnt that big... I have a Dyson if you wanna try... its got cyclonic power and the attachment is very very sma... accomodating...bitta K.y and your away...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank: As for the friction Im sure if you were big enough you would get it from on of the nozzles...? they arnt that big... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> The size wasn't the issue. Y'see, to have friction, two 'parts' must move against each other. If you had your mouth around some dude's dick and just sucked without any movement, do you really think the guy's gonna get off? If I have to sit there with the hose and move it up and down alongst my shaft, I might as well just jerk off without it.
