update please?

someone (Nursey, Lomo, Dwaine, Schmed) please tell me who the current board invader trolls, homos, twats and whores are, and who we hate. i've been busy. thanks, RAT

 

Surely the price for being away for any length of time (as I well know) is having to figure all that shit out for yourself.

 

The four people she mentioned are all way to lazy to give details.

 

everybody hates phatboy.

 

not everybody.

 

i'm pretty sure nursey and dwaine hate you. but they hate everybody.

 

I converted to Paganism to dispel the bad Karma of my years as a Christian. I sold all my belongings and gave the money to poor people to counter my years as an elitist wealth monger. I began drinking daily to pay for my sins of judging others for their excesses. I wrote Michael Jackson a letter of apology for all the jokes I made about him, so that everyone would see that I am no longer a racist homophobic pedophile hater. As a matter of fact, I don't even update my anti-virus anymore, and I don't care who wins the next election.

Everyone loves me now. Even Nursey. (Just ask her.)

I am glad you are back Rat.

Barry

 

Dwaine doesn't hate me. Nursey does, but Dwaine doesn't. Nursey doesn't have a penis for me to slurp, that's why.

 

she doesn't?!

 

Not all "females" have a penis like you, darling.

 

You're all cunts.

 

Yes, yes. We all know you prefer cocks.