Unlimited Time won't talk to me VIA ICQ

Its not like I was going to rape her... I just wanted to cum on her face... thats it... well maybe rape her, but not on the first date...

 

Why wouldn't she want to talk to someone as charming as yourself, IMC?

Women are bitches, I tell ya!

 

come on.. you know you want my cock... along with everyone else...


Christ someone kill me please

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
Christ someone kill me please<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Are you sure about that?!?

 

course i'll talk to you if i ever had my icq on and i never said anything about objecting to being raped

 

rape okay.... but not tonight.. i aste way to much sushi ....

 

Disorder wont talk to me at all...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
Disorder wont talk to me at all... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Maybe it's because he feels so ashamed that his hormones took over where his rational thinking left off...he was in acute distress when he was telling me how he had 'betrayed himself' for 'overriding his 'and the 'repulsion signals' which were coming through fast and furiously -paying no heed and commanding himself to enter your ape-like,heaving mass until he had fully expressed the contents of his tender,young ballsack.The vision of his eager,wheezing brute of a new 'love interest',coupled with the odour which emanated from your love-canal(which he could only liken to that of a 'decaying rat he had found when he was 12')brought him into extreme odds with himself,and was beginning to release the disquieting sensations of self loathing that ocurred from being so intimately involved with you -in the form of self mutilation...i counselled him into forgiving himself and the internal screaming and disjointedness has settled down a bit-but i think you should really leave a wide berth for him for a while-just you skulk around in the shadows,preferably facing the wall,and try to keep the wheezing down a bit whenever Disorder comes into a thread-ok???

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Said I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
i ate way to much sushi .... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Reminds me: hey Wank - is it true that that makes ejaculate taste like pussy?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
Reminds me: hey Wank - is it true that that makes ejaculate taste like pussy?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I wouldn't know I spit

 

WHAT KIND OF PRIMITIVE BRUTE ARE YOU WANK!!!!???!!You 'SPIT' at men when they want to MAKE LOVE to you!!?!I see Disorder only told me the HALF of it-and believe ME,that was BAD ENOUGH!!!!!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
WHAT KIND OF PRIMITIVE BRUTE ARE YOU WANK!!!!???!!You 'SPIT' at men when they want to MAKE LOVE to you!!?!I see Disorder only told me the HALF of it-and believe ME,that was BAD ENOUGH!!!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, I made him promise he wouldn't anyone the whole story as I am so ashamed...

It was all him though... I swear... I was just glad of the attention

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
Reminds me: hey Wank - is it true that that makes ejaculate taste like pussy?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank:
I wouldn't know I spit<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

you know.. i spit out my gum when all the minty taste has gone... i don't swallow it

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
As much as i vouch for the benefits of 'creative visualisation',i think your little jaunt through the forum with your *ahem* obviously doctored pic depicting yourself as a sweet,bouyant,prancing little soul has gone quite far enough...i know that you've come a long way in accepting the facts of your matter,and deserved a little break,but it's time to get back to reality and remembering what a dull,greying mass of dead blubber you inhabit as your reference point in the realm of matter.
ORIGINAL:

WANK'S TOUCHING PHOTO-MONTAGE
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Oh I thought you might be impressed and proud of my progress seeing as you were the one who inspired me to get up of my 'fat' arse and do something about my obesity.

I was gonna get you a card and present and send them to you, to show you my gratitude...

 

Never mind the card/present bollocks - hurry up and show us yer tits.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
Never mind the card/present bollocks - hurry up and show us yer tits. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not until I lost a few more stone (pounds)... I don't wanna upset you like I did Disorder...

 

...do as he says,Wank...when you are as iritatingly weak-minded and obese as you,porn might be your only chance of gaining any popularity round here!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
...do as he says,Wank...when you are as iritatingly weak-minded and obese as you,porn might be your only chance of gaining any popularity round here!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well thats all I wanna be, popular

And to get popular I need to show my tits...?

Is any amount of popularity worth that?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank:
Well thats all I wanna be, popular

And to get popular I need to show my tits...?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
ATTA GIRL WANK!!!!!NOW...you're learning!
However...here's where you let yourself down:

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote

...and here is where i have a handy little patch for that bug...'Why bother with questions!?!?How can there be a problem if there isn't a question!

 

Agonized Wank:
..to get popular I need to show my tits...?
Absolutely.

Is any amount of popularity worth that?
Hell, even that hoity-toity, pneumatically-endowed "Baywatch" cunt, Gina Lee Nolin, finally climbed off her high fucking horse and bared her tits and snatch in "Playboy" this month - if it's good enough for her...

Insofar as Nursey's advice carries wisdom, this is really a no-lose proposition for you. If you show us your tits, there are 2 possible results - they are either:

--Big, nice or nice & big: You immediately gain new-found approval, if not acclaim.

--Not so big or nice, even pathetically small: You immediately gain new-found approval for guts, if not sympathy.

How can you lose?