UNDERSTANDING GERMAN

a leicester player meets a german burd in spain,fancy a shag he asks? nien she replys,good il go get 8 mates!

 

Again, this could have been written in latin and made more sense.

 

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news3.shtml

its not in latin but might make some sense! :wink:

 

Let's see if I can explain this one to you single-language people.....

"Nein" is German for "No."

"mates" is british/australian slang for "friends".

Now, to an englishman, who only speaks english, it sounds like "nine"...

SO.

a leicester player meets a german burd in spain,"fancy a shag" he asks? "nein(corrected the spelling there)" she replys. He answers back with "good i'll(and here) go get 8 mates."

Do you get it now?

 

Shitzo, do you sit in front of a mirror with your finger up your anus while you masterbate?

 

That's not his finger :shock:

 

Why? You wanna buy pictures?

 

whats the difference between man ure players and leicester players?

leicester still have some players in europe!

 

def a uk joke dude

 

true! but what the hell, i see their sponsors Walkers crisps are renaming their flavours for the spanish market.......

Assault and vinegar,
Ready assaulted,
Pokey bacon,
Sleaze and onion,
Spit-Roasted chicken
Porn cocktail! :lol:

 

i see glasgow rangers have shown an interest in paul dickov....
but he says hes happy where he is! :lol:

 

Nah it's ok you sell them to your friends, you look like you need all the cash you can get.