Underage White on Black Stoopover Rears Ugly Head Again

It's the results of dirty, sweaty gay anal sex.

 

Y'all just be fallin' fo dis nigga's scam.

I know that nigga.

He's just gettin' y'all riled up to tha point that someone will meet dis bitch fo real. Bitch ain't even Black. He just be wanting a cock up his ass, and he's been without for a couple months.

I ain't tryin to get involved here, but since I know the ho personally, I jus had to say sumthin...

Trust me, once this nigga get his prostate tickled, he be cool for a week or so.

Then, it start all over again.

By the way, why ain't you called my ass lately? Were tha blood in yo stool too much to handle the next day, what?

Bitch betta call my ass...

And where my money, ho?

Don't make me pick up da phone.

 

What's yo' asses phone number? 1-800-ASS-HOLE?

 

I thought it was 877-hershey-highway

 

1-800-CUM-DRUNK

 

yall make fun, sexual chocolate, that nigga will kill you whilst you fuck him

 

Kinda like a praying mantis female..? Biting her mate's head off in the middle of copulation?

I'd hate to drop my keys on the sidewalk with him in the area...

 

Gee, ya think?

What gave it away?

We all know it's Dan on one of his identity crisis fantasies... Just play along, will ya? It's crucial for his therapy.

 

The middle pic is Robert Downey, Jr. or have we already covered that?

 

I dont know the guys name, but the guy on the right was in blood diamond and gladiator. fo shizzle. dont drop the soap!

 

RDJ used to be really hot. I think he might still be.

 

Yeah, he still is.

 

He was dope in Iron Man!

 

He was on dope? I thought he quit all that.

I lost all respect for him after 'Less than Zero', probably more like his real life back then than anything else.....

But that movie with him and Stiller looks pretty damn funny.

 

I'm getting Less Than Zero. I've never seen it, but it's in my queue. I love Jami Gertz as an actress. James Spader and Andrew McCarthy were both hot back in the day.