<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas: *smacks self in the face with a 2 x 4*... *...repeatedly.* *passes the FUCK out*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *Sits down next to Fred, and ponders the possibilities of exactly what the fuck he could have done to cause himself to cave his own face in with a 2 X 4...then gets up and goes to the fridge for another beer*
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote *regains conciousness to Ratilla poking me with a stick* Hi Ratty, how's yous doin? *wipes enough blood out of eyes to be able to see a brick wall on the other side of the room* Ahhhh, perfect. Be right back. *runs full speed towards brick wall, lowers head right before impact and fractures skull on said wall in a showering burst of red red groovy* *mumbles incoherently before passing the FUCK out again*
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil: *Sits down next to Fred, and ponders the possibilities of exactly what the fuck he could have done to cause himself to cave his own face in with a 2 X 4...then gets up and goes to the fridge for another beer*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *whispers to UE from the ethereal realm of an out of body experience* well, UE, after not really reading any threads for the last month or so, I decided that today I would do some catchin up. After reading a few threads by some people whose names escape me at the moment, I suddenly felt the urge to inflict some severe cyber damage upon myself. Btw, can you bring me one of those cold beers, I'm gonna need at least one to remove the pain that these people have planted in my brain...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Goddess Yummy: sorry <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *bleeds profusely on the floor of room. As the blood flows from the gaping head wounds, it amazingly takes the shape of four letters. L....m....a...o*
*scampers off to find little pink bag holding syringes of morphine. flosses teeth AND brushes, then smooths down hair. adjusts little white hat, bends over and assumes the position smacking lips in anticipation.* WAKE UP FRED!!!!!!! *chugs Ulfur's beer and fumbles around in little pink bag for leather whip* [ August 01, 2002: Message edited by: rattila the hon ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas: *bleeds profusely on the floor of room. As the blood flows from the gaping head wounds, it amazingly takes the shape of four letters. L....m....a...o*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sprinkles glitter into the letters, then chucks some macaroni's on top of it. [ August 02, 2002: Message edited by: Martha Stewart ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rattila the hon: *scampers off to find little pink bag holding syringes of morphine. flosses teeth AND brushes, then smooths down hair. adjusts little white hat, bends over and assumes the position smacking lips in anticipation.* WAKE UP FRED!!!!!!! *chugs Ulfur's beer and fumbles around in little pink bag for leather whip* <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *quickly jumps up from the ground* MUAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! My plan has worked perrrrfectly!!! Twas all but a rouse. See that 2 x 4? IT'S FAKE!! That brick wall? IT'S MADE OF SPONGES!! See all this blood? FAAAAKE!!!! *grabs Ratilla and throws her to the ground. then proceeds to violently "rape" her and violate as many orifices on her body as humanly possible* BWAHHAHAHAHAHA!! MUAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!! EVIL...EVIL...EEEEEVIL!!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas: *quickly jumps up from the ground* MUAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! My plan has worked perrrrfectly!!! Twas all but a rouse. See that 2 x 4? IT'S FAKE!! That brick wall? IT'S MADE OF SPONGES!! See all this blood? FAAAAKE!!!! *grabs Ratilla and throws her to the ground. then proceeds to violently "rape" her and violate as many orifices on her body as humanly possible* BWAHHAHAHAHAHA!! MUAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!! EVIL...EVIL...EEEEEVIL!!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *grabs Fred's ass guiding his HUUUGE member deeper into the juicy orifice, while biting and kicking and pretending to hate it. ooooh FRED! you fucking beast! *glances over at Ulfur, snaps fingers then drinks another of his beers, carefully letting the bitter ale slip inbetween Fred's muscular chest and my own, lubricating our bosom.*Don't mess up my hat Freddy!! AHAHHAHAHHAHA!
Watches the couple mate like dogs while hiding behind award winning rose bush, she furiously masterbates and wonders what she will plant next year...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rattila the hon: *grabs Fred's ass guiding his HUUUGE member deeper into the juicy orifice, while biting and kicking and pretending to hate it. ooooh FRED! you fucking beast! *glances over at Ulfur, snaps fingers then drinks another of his beers, carefully letting the bitter ale slip inbetween Fred's muscular chest and my own, lubricating our bosom.*Don't mess up my hat Freddy!! AHAHHAHAHHAHA!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *becomes suddenly aware that Ratilla's resistance is but a rouse of her own* ...you BITCH!!!! And here I thought I had the 'upper hand'. I can't believe this...I try to take you against your will in front of all these people, only to realize that you had this planned out! Don't mess up your HAT?!? *grabs hat and wipes ass with it* THERE!! What'd ya think bout your precious fuckin hat now, huh?!? *cums all over Ratilla's face and stalks off to sulk in the corner* [ August 01, 2002: Message edited by: FredVegas ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas: *becomes suddenly aware that Ratilla's resistance is but a rouse of her own* ...you BITCH!!!! And here I thought I had the 'upper hand'. I can't believe this...I try to take you against your will in front of all these people, only to realize that you had this planned out! Don't mess up your HAT?!? *grabs hat and wipes ass with it* THERE!! What'd ya think bout your precious fuckin hat now, huh?!? *cums all over Ratilla's face and stalks off to sulk in the corner*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *contemplating a sponge bath, she reaches into the little pink bag; this time producing elbow length gloves and a rubber bladder with hose. while flicking her tongue about her face as not to miss any goodies, she creeps up behind Fred and.. WHAMMO!! *the tube is forcefully inserted in Fred's rectum and all 2 gallons of rejected menstrual slurry rush in like a wave. That's for fucking up my hat, bitch.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rattila the hon: *contemplating a sponge bath, she reaches into the little pink bag; this time producing elbow length gloves and a rubber bladder with hose. while flicking her tongue about her face as not to miss any goodies, she creeps up behind Fred and.. WHAMMO!! *the tube is forcefully inserted in Fred's rectum and all 2 gallons of rejected menstrual slurry rush in like a wave. That's for fucking up my hat, bitch.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *screams like a little school girl and passes out*
*regains conciousness and sees Martha furiously finger bangin' herself behind the bushes* *begins new plan to tag Ratilla and Martha at the same time*
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas: *regains conciousness and sees Martha furiously finger bangin' herself behind the bushes* *begins new plan to tag Ratilla and Martha at the same time*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *wipes drool off Fred's chin and gently strokes his hair while cooing---- That won't ever happen.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rattila the hon: That won't ever happen. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Even if I bought ya a new hat and got Martha a really good boob job?? And how the fuck are you reading my thoughts anyway? *looks up and sees all previous thoughts transcribed in italicized text and placed in brown and black boxes* Well whaddya know...ain't that some crazy muhfuggin bullshit... *shrugs and goes back to drooling*
