Two guys are in court on drug charges...

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by FredVegas, Feb 25, 2002.

  1. FredVegas

    FredVegas New Member

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    ...The judge says,"If, over the weekend,you can persuade enough people to give up drugs, I'll let you two off."
    Back in court on Monday, the judge asks for their results.
    "I persuaded 10 people to give up drugs forever," the first guy says.
    "That's great," the judge replies.
    "What did you tell them?"
    "I drew two circles;one big, one small.I told them the big circle was their brain before drugs, and the little circle was their brain after drugs."
    The other defendant says,"I got 100 people to give up drugs!"
    "One hundred! How?" asks the judge.
    "Well, I drew the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and said,'This is your asshole before prison...
     
  2. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    How come when i read your posts i always get this image in my head?


     
  3. D

    D New Member

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    I get Bob Monkhouse
     
  4. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    ...do you both really?I always get the slightly disturbing image of a beaming,ruddy faced,bare-chested plump guy with flicked hair at home in his BACHELORPAD surrounded by men-young and middle aged-in varying degrees of nudity...a bit like THIS IN FACT!!!!!!
     
  5. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    Thats not EMU is it
     
  6. FredVegas

    FredVegas New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    ...do you both really?I always get the slightly disturbing image of a beaming,ruddy faced,bare-chested plump guy with flicked hair at home in his BACHELORPAD surrounded by men-young and middle aged-in varying degrees of nudity...a bit like THIS IN FACT!!!!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ...such a cruel, cruel world.
    and where the FUCK did ya get that picture of my dad? My mom's gonna be so mad when she finds out about that kid in the background.
     
  7. FredVegas

    FredVegas New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    How come when i read your posts i always get this image in my head?


    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ...I would never post a retarded joke like that one.
     

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