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Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by ucicare, Dec 17, 2004.

  1. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Proof reading is for girls.
     
  2. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    Sorry, should I act more manly for you? I always thought you were into men.
     
  3. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    No you can act any way you want as long as you do cry and bitch.
     
  4. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Dan, would you be willing to participate in a research project?

    I have this theory that Grandiosity and Arrogance are clinical symptoms with a common pathology. You would be the perfect control subject to help establish the research threshholds.

    Oh, and I am blinded by the light.

    Barry
     
  5. DangerousDan

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    Who do you think is more arrogant someone who is hesitant to characterize someone as stupid because they know it is all relative and alot of times doesn't correlate with quality of life or someone who watches the tonight show's Jaywalkers and automatically assumes that that is a representative sample and that they were born super intelligent and can safely look down on just about everyone?
     
  6. TheGrimJesus

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    The best way to gague someone is Jeperdoy, Sit down with them and see what they can and can't answer.
     
  7. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    I'm feeling especially charitable today...
     
  8. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    I would think that someone with a 20000 candlepower brain would know when to use a comma and would not have to run all their sentences together in one illogical rambling rant because they don't know how to use periods either or to put their thoughts into more than one sentence or maybe even a paragraph or two so that they won't look like kindergarten dropouts when they type maniacally long and equally illogical sentences in defense of the absurd self declaration that they are search lights trapped in a world full of flashlights who needs to prove their superiority by lashing out at total strangers on an internet board while boasting to everyone that they are brilliant and also a Doctor though not really a Doctor they're really just a pathetic little loser who gets drunk alone and has sex with latex dolls. :shock:

    Your turn, genius.

    Barry
     
  9. TheGrimJesus

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    And you should relize he is a doctor, Have you ever met a doc that you can read there fucking scripts they write?

    I didn't think so.
     
  10. DangerousDan

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    You see the difference between me and you is that I have put myself in a situation where I am around smart people all day and you have put yourself in a situation where you are around white trash every day as in social work. I am at a University teaching hospital doing a cardiology rotation. You are at the trailer park seeing if one tooth red knocked his daughter up. You studied psychology and sociology. I studied organic chemistry, calculus, physics, biochemistry, physiology, anatomy, histology, pathology, pharmacology, caridiology, neurology, psychiatry...... I have roughly triple your vocabulary including medical terms and such. I being educated am hesitant to call someone stupid because I have a better idea of not only what intelligence is but also the ranges of intelligence that exist. You on the other hand are an ignorant.
     
  11. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    OK stop playing who's is bigger
     
  12. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    I am so unsmarter than you.


    Barry
     
  13. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    No wonder Dan is so emotionally stunted and sexually frustrated. He has been compensating for his personal inadequacies with the amassing of mountainous stacks of replicated data! :eek:
     
  14. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I swear, you are the alpha-fe-male
     
  15. DangerousDan

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    Oh I see anybody who's bit livin in a trailer or smoking marlboro reds with the rest of the nurses on the street curb outside the hospital is sexually frustrated and loaded with personal inadequacies. Makes perfect sense.
     
  16. DangerousDan

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    bit is code word for not for those of you not familiar with the cantanese for of trinary tetectic code that I accidently used in the last post after momentarily slipping into my 20 key code normally used for disabling explosives.
     
  17. Nursey

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    *Applauds Dan* for demonstrating that intelligence is not measured by the sheer quantity of data one can accumulate, but by how well we relate to and comprehend the information we have gathered on all levels of personal experience , (not just cerebral) including emotional - and can translate that into well balanced, appropriate thoughts and / or actions.
    There's more to being intelligent than the ability to amass vast oceans of information. You might become a very impressive data processing unit, but incapable of adequately handling simple, life situations that arise, in this intance, inability to respond to a forum post in anything but a crude, uninspiring manner, the result of your hamfistedly slapping together some of the 'bedazzling' informational 'fruits' of your first hand experience (which in fact have no actual bearing on the reality at hand) producing an impotent, worthless result. To sum up, stripped of your academically acquired data, you are, on the whole, a pretty dull, uninspiring moron with little to offer.

    Nursey...is brought to you.... by GAHD. :x :x
     
  18. DangerousDan

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    In other words you want to date a chick but can't admit it so will spend half your life looking for the perfect fag until you pick up an STD lethal enough to kill you from the homosexual IV drug user heroin sheik crowd. Have fun with it.
     
  19. Nursey

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    ...so not completely stupid. I wouldn't have argued with that either.
     
  20. Reizvolles

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    Nursey is looking for a chick? I thought she secretly wanted me!
     

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