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Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by ucicare, Dec 17, 2004.

  1. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    There are too many stupid people in the world. I'm not saying we should kill them all or anything. Just take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself.

    Warning labels hinder natural selection.

    (unknown)


    Maybe this isn't funny.

    Barry
     
  2. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    No that's definitly funny.

    I always thought it would be nice if , well you know that pain in your head you get from eating ice cream too fast, if people got that same searing pain when they were being stupid, problem with that is some people would be lying on the ground in constant agony.

    Though if all the stupid people died, who would work retail???
     
  3. dingleberry

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    Personally i believe in more stupid people. Without them we wouldn't have all these great videos to watch, and i would prolly be out of a job. Stupid people make the world go round wether we like them or not. And its great to edge a stupid person on to thinking he is smart, my days wouldn't be complete without it.

    I like the brain freeze idea though, i would love to watch their agony. HAHA, they'd be dropping like flies everywhere. You'd need a remote though so you could mute them, it'd get annoying hearing 150 people around you at any given time moan and grunt. You could also fast forward to the part where they give you money and get on their merry fucking way.
     
  4. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    Man, you should have waited for two more months and gave this thread a year before resurrection. Now you've screwed it all up.
     
  5. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Yea, sheesh, all that planning wasted...stupid rookies.
     
  6. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    Remember they is always someone who you are stupid to by comparison. For example you are stupid compared to me. Believe it or not I am in fact stupid compared to some people. Not because I was born that way but because I drank to much in college (and every weekend since except when school would not allow). Fortunately I had plenty of brain power to spare to begin with. In fact too much. Its is pretty stressful walking around with all that wattage upstairs. How would you feel if you had a 20,000 watt spotlight and everyone else was walking around with 40 to 60 watt bulbs.
     
  7. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    But watching you roll around in pain for the freeze would get boring after awhile.
     
  8. dingleberry

    dingleberry New Member

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    all your post is missing is a drum roll. I'd actually be rolling on the ground laughing my ass off at you hold your eye in severe agony, because you would probably get it worse than everyone else in the world. Now stop ruining every post with your pitiful attempts to belittle me, bitch. We are all sorry for you, believe me.
     
  9. TheGrimJesus

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    I don't have to belittle you. You do that everytime you click Fav, Go to Fugly then come in here and type.

    You do it to yourself.
     
  10. dingleberry

    dingleberry New Member

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    v is next to g
     
  11. dingleberry

    dingleberry New Member

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    o sorry i thought you were making a fag comment, no actually i just click the little down arrow on the address bar, it stays in there.
     
  12. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Wow that is even worse!
     
  13. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    Fav, fag, either would have been applicable.
     
  14. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Now Now you do not want the wrath of berry boy.
     
  15. dingleberry

    dingleberry New Member

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    what the hell do u care so much for.
     
  16. TheGrimJesus

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  17. dingleberry

    dingleberry New Member

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    yeah my life doesnt involve going to a million different sites on the web to find pictures of david hasselhoff, and other ass-pirate paraphenalia.
     
  18. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Nope you just stand under street signs why some takes a pic of you.
     
  19. dingleberry

    dingleberry New Member

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    Loser. The pic explains it all to me. Nuff said, do not address me every again.
     
  20. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    Do not adress me every again?

    Don't you guys proof read before clicking "post"? If you have a hardon to click a button right away, at least click "Preview", then check it.
     

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