True British

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by unlimited-time, Jan 11, 2002.

  1. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    Not to sure why a buffey swearing keyboard is in a British accent but if you American fuglies wanna perfect that perfect south london accent play around with it and you'll be mistaken for one of us in no time.
    CUNT
     
  2. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    Or when bored of that try

    PUSSY
     
  3. D

    D New Member

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    Wow... I especially like 'W'

    Space bar - W. Space bar - W. Space bar - W...

    I got scared by the way she did J though an I had the earphones on when I pressed M. and they were on loud. I now have Minge ringing in my ears
     
  4. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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  5. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    Another swearing keyboard but with more stuff
    keyboard

    and finally have a look round london with
    crab bloke
     
  6. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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  7. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    Sorry weasel i dont read all your posts.But in future i will try and not duplicate you any more because i can see it disturbs your already disturbed brain a great deal.
     
  8. pimpchichi

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    but babe.... it's 37 days since you posted the link to that buffy keyboard... surely you understand that fatties 1&2's memories can't extend that far due to the restricted blood flow to their memory banks due to their digestive tracts draining blood from their brains
     
  9. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    Sorry weasel i dont read all your posts.But in future i will try and not duplicate you any more because i can see it disturbs your already disturbed brain a great deal. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    you never saw it you say.... hmmmm

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time in the learning is fun thread:
    Someone needs a valium.
    opens bottled hands one to nursey...thinks for a moment...hands nursey whole bottle
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    can anybody smell bullshit in here....
     
  10. unlimited-time

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    Whats your excuse pimp??
    Stupidity run in the family or does it take practise?
    No i guess by following your reasoning about lack of blood blow yours would be directed to your cock from your continuous wanking sessions.Always knew you were a complete tosser.
     
  11. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pd:
    can anybody smell bullshit in here....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Yeah,UT you taximan cum dumpling gobbler-whore!At least have a good memory if you intend to ~tell lie's in the forum!!!~
     
  12. unlimited-time

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    If i had a good memory i wouldn't have posted it coz i know what a pretentious old weasel you can be.So i wasn't telling porkies i was mistaken.
     
  13. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    No i guess by following your reasoning about lack of blood blow yours would be directed to your cock from your continuous wanking sessions.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    well i guess there's some truth to that... it takes a lot of blood to fill this old beast...

    and i don't wank.. i don't need to... sex with nursey keeps me sated for at least 2 weeks....
     
  14. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    So i've heard
     
  15. pimpchichi

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    yes... i'm an asshole... and i'm damn proud of it... i'll leave the friendly stuff to disorder
     
  16. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    If i had a good memory i wouldn't have posted it coz i know what a pretentious old weasel you can be. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Why would I need to be pretentious???I am Nursey!I'm already on a throne just by being me...
     
  17. ratatouille

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    Jesus!Fatty 1 and fatty 2 you are so fucking slow: LEARNING IS FUN <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    WOW! I really looooove the Buffy keyboard. I love "R". But "J" is also my nickname, so I have a special affinity for that one. -Thanks.

     
  18. D

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    Bitch... What the fuck are you going on about... <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
    That thomas the wank engine rules. I pissed myself watching that.
    Don't bother with all that psycho-analysis bullshite about how its just coz Im a fat lezza blah blah blah.

    I know why I like it... it reminds me of home. Essex. I miss that place when I see shit like that.

    I also liked that Mick fucknall shit as well.... I can't stand that cuntshite. im glad he fucked by a rabbit.
     
  19. Nursey

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    Stop getting so upset about Thomas Tank,Wank...fatty 1 is bleeding buckets onto a towel at this time of the month,hence her determination to be a total pain in the cunt.
     
  20. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey Oct 22nd 2001:
    ...or this?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Thomas Wank,Tank,rather.
     

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