totally bored

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by unlimited-time, Jan 2, 2003.

  1. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    So thought we should try and work out whats happened to old regular fuglies.
    Are they gone forever or r they posting under new names?
    Few names i can think of r Wank,Disorder,Emetic,YoMamazAGreasyMoFo ,~*Sky*~and GreenAppleSplatters.
    We all know the the fugly site moto "Nursey knows best" so do you?
     
  2. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    Well, FUCK YoMamazAGreasyMoFo. Good riddance to that worthless piece of shit.
     
  3. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    Who was/is Ambitious Procrastinator? do they still post here...also Minister Saint-Fond?
     
  4. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Poisonous Pimp:
    damn you nauseous...

    i feel malnourished now ...

    BTW...

    I nominate:

    • <LI>LOMO - most consistently funny member. *struts 'cos i made him join*

      <LI>IMC - misunderstood genius

      <LI>GAS - most in need of a good fuck & most likely to beat me at boggle

      <LI>DISORDER - most in need of showing the way to behave with women by some older experienced bird.

      <LI>KITANA - most likely to surprise us all and succeed at something.

      <LI>NAUSEOUS - least likely to have a nervous breakdown.

      <LI>CHEEZEDAWG - most likely to end up a lonely old embittered man.. if he carries on denying love matters (same goes for a coupla others in here)

      <LI>PINKORBROWN69 - least likely to invite me round for tea

      <LI>NICODEMUS - most likely to let Nursey's "boring" accusation fester inside her until it becomes a major source of insecurity
      (i saw you invading the 'worlds' thread purely to carry on your gripe with Nursey... FFS get over it... she threw an insult your way... she insults everybody... the way you're going on and on about it, you'd think she touched a nerve.... did she?)

      <LI>FUGLY - least likely to remember he has a website

      <LI>RATATOUILLE - most impressive newbie entrance... hardly noticed you come in...
      (that amputee thread tho... c'mon... porn is fucky fucky stuff...)

      <LI>EMETIC - least likely to self-depreceate & least likely to be lost for words

      <LI>WANK - least likely to leave a lasting impression

      <LI>UNLIMITED TIME - most likely to scare children at christmas

      <LI>SKY - most likely to annoy, least likely to annoy well & most desired baby

      <LI>PIMP - most arrogant, least likely to buy pinky a beer, most likely to sicken the forum with public displays of affection for Nursey, sexiest male (i am damn you:mad

      <LI>NURSEY - best animated gifs, most likely to upset poor sensitive cherubs , only woman able to turn me on, sexiest female

      <LI>AZN NVAZN - most likely to bring dachsund stew with dumplings to any future fugly forum get-togethers, least likely to speak legibly

      <LI>SEXUAL CHOCOLATE - most likely to fly to england and stalk me if i ever develop my nekkid pics from mine and nurseys porn shoot.

      and awards for those who're gone but not forgotten

      <LI>I HATE NIGGERS - most likely to rape a llama

      <LI>RICHARD CRANIUM - most dogged pursuit of kitana abuse

      <LI>PSYCHOBOB - most likely to slag off fugly for becoming commercial while posting periodically to advertise his FTP server


      if there's anyone i've left out.. tell it to the hand.. 'cos the head ain't listening
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      Still feel the same pimp?
      (see im reduced to going though old threads )
     
  5. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    Wank will be back, and I'll hunt her down and slap her like a bitch if it doesn't happen soon.
     
  6. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    emetic died from a heart attack during a huge gay ass orgy at his pad, remember?
     
  7. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by krackwhore kit:
    emetic died from a heart attack during a huge gay ass orgy at his pad, remember?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yes, i remember... though i am surprised that a smacked out information repelling brain such as yours would remember kuntana

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:

    Well Emetic said he was 49.Maybe that's what's happened!!!
    To celebrate his 50th birthday he has invited all his ex-gay lovers and casual-gay sexual acquaintances round to his BACHELOR PAD for a huuuuge butt-wrenching,sac-sniffing,prostate-thumping,cum-burping,snoodle-hunking fuck-fest,where he...dressed in his 'special' outfit ,and the blindfolded,arms-bound party guests each taking turns to jab their firm,rubber-sheathed 'swords' around in search of the well-lubed pouting fucky-hole.At some point during the 'party-that-would-make-any-faggotty-fucks-dreams-come-true',Emetics will have made the fateful decision to execute a stunt that is widely accepted amonsgst gay circles to be responsible for a number of tragic fatalities,and at all costs to be avoided,especially when under the disabilitating influence of drugs and alcohol...the 'Drink a yard of pure felch-cream' stunt,where near the end of the night,the contents of all the guests anal cavities are emptied into a large bowl and funnelled into a long 3 pint glass,and glugged greedily down by most game-for-it,daring jism-devotee (it originated from the harmless Drink a yard of felch and piss' game)...resulting in Emetic,face mirthful and ruddy with adrenaline,gurgling down the prized viscousy jism-turd to excited jeers and encouraging shouts,only to have a momentary lapse in concentration,causing him to accidentally inhale during a gulp,causing a chain reaction of gag-inhale-gulp,resulting in him drowning in a great quantity of jism,which later,due to the build up of gases in his stomach in the coroners office,will have caused the thick, slimy penile discharges to bubble and froth back out. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  8. dominated

    dominated New Member

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    What about that delightful slave boy forced to shave penis ??!!!1111111
     
  9. NiCo

    NiCo New Member

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    You could always take pictures of your breasts.
     
  10. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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  11. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
    yes, i remember... though i am surprised that a smacked out information repelling brain such as yours would remember kuntana
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    there r some things that i wont forget

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cock and ball torture:
    What about that delightful slave boy forced to shave penis ??!!!1111111<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    he died from a bad nik n bled to death
     
  12. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    I'm still alive,I'm getting laid and I still kick ass at boggle.
     
  13. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    it's ok canine.. really..
     
  14. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cock and ball torture:
    What about that delightful slave boy forced to shave penis ??!!!1111111<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Dont ask me, I'm too krazeeeeeeee to know
     

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