Your choice pimp you can either ring me and ill deliver em to your door or there gonna be doing the backstroke,just like my mum im easy either way.
yo tommeh. i seem to have lost me PMs where u told me what type of ninja turtle they were. any chance you could tell me again so i don't kill the fuckers with good intentions.
http://www.hermann-tortoise.co.uk/ Thems the fuckers pimp or so i think anyway,as far as i know there herman tortoises but id your own research pimp cos if you take my advice they'll probably die. Oh and don't ask for advice at a petshop cos there illegal tortoises they shouldnt be in the country,thought id tell you that now seeing as it aint my problem anymore.
i told my dad one of them was called ashtray.. he thought it was a great name, thing is, he can't tell the difference between em.. not a problem tho cos it means him and me mum don't need to share
you wanna see em shagging was at it 4 days once the poor little cunt kept falling off,i got mashed and sat there and watched em the suspense was fucking amazing.
i was doing a bit of reading up on that there link... seems you can stick em in the fridge for a bit, and have em defrost and be away munching on asparagus in a couple of hours.. i can see days of fun ahead.. do they fight and stuff? we've already enjoyed watching one of them walking about with that log on it's back.. fun times.. think thast one can be called samson.. and the other one maybe amber leaf.. for tonight anyway
Well im sure they have disagrements but it aint exactly like a pit bull with a badger,but one does headbutt the glass and try to get out gets on your fucking nerves ,oh and i aint cleaned em out since i got em and that was 12 months ago so they might smell a bit,they could probably do with going in on an economy wash.
