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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by pimpchichi, Oct 25, 2002.

  1. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    i just took a break from strutting around in nurseys clingy glammy clobber (damn i look fucking great naked... i forget how good i look with shimmery lycra wrapped around my athletic physique)

    ayway yeah..i stopped shimmying for a moment to discover nursey had been talking at imc for an age




    Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

    Nursey says:
    hi...pimp's here...he's going to pay my phone bill

    Sinister Glasswerks says:
    you have to pay him in rimjobs?
    Nursey says:
    YES WELL !!!!
    Nursey says:
    oh!!!he wants you to send him 'windows xp pro'
    Sinister Glasswerks says:
    no problem
    Nursey says:

    Sinister Glasswerks says:
    send me one of your slutty friends in exchange
    Nursey says:
    my friends are shit...but i have a hot iraqi cousin in detroit
    Sinister Glasswerks says:
    woo hoo
    Nursey says:
    she has bigger boobies than me too
    Nursey says:
    incase you wondered
    Nursey says:

    Sinister Glasswerks says:
    I wasent
    Nursey says:
    i almost posted my exposed titty pic with your face covering it l ike a gargoyle type effect
    Nursey says:
    hehe
    Sinister Glasswerks says:
    ummm thanks?
    Nursey says:
    the blue imc face pic
    Nursey says:
    hehehe
    Nursey says:
    yeah-you're honoured
    Sinister Glasswerks says:
    yes
    Nursey says:

    Nursey says:
    evenin bro
    Sinister Glasswerks says:
    sup my nigga?
    Nursey says:
    nuthin much.. started another new job
    Sinister Glasswerks says:
    cool cool...
    Nursey says:
    not really i got stiffed over with the edinburgh job
    Sinister Glasswerks says:
    sorry to hear
    Nursey says:
    bob sent me a p4 so i need xp to get the best out of it when i build a box round it
    Sinister Glasswerks says:
    okay dude, Ill post it monday
    Sinister Glasswerks says:
    can you find any acid?
    Nursey says:
    i ain't n owherenear built yet
    Nursey says:
    i'll ask around
    Sinister Glasswerks says:
    there is none in the US
    Nursey says:
    probably.. just need to reintroduce myself to the right people
    Nursey says:
    u know how it is
    Sinister Glasswerks says:
    yeah
    Nursey says:
    just gonna go and suck on ho's titties
    Sinister Glasswerks says:
    cool.. suck some for me
    Nursey says:
    hey...you were better than pimp
    Nursey says:

    Nursey says:
    so,are you coming to the uk sometime?
    Nursey says:
    i'd love to get fucked with you
    Nursey says:
    we get plenty of ecstsacy
    Nursey says:
    k-maaaan
    Nursey says:
    one thing that helps me keep my head together in the sea of 'oxygen thieves' is the fact that i know my intelligence and wit is getting transmitted out there and enjoyed by other people who 'get it'
    Nursey says:
    with the amount of life-force depleting insanity out there,i can feel myself getting sucked down sometimes
    Nursey says:
    my 'insanity' is real...and beeyoodifal man
    Nursey says:
    hehe
    Nursey says:
    you are one of my best friends you whoever the fuck you are
    Nursey says:

    Nursey says:
    fuck you
    Nursey says:
    *SLAP*
    Nursey says:
    IMC!
    Nursey says:

    Nursey says:
    cunt...i am here
    Nursey says:
    *sigh*
    Nursey says:
    this iss Nursey
    Nursey says:
    you will respond
    Nursey says:
    feel my bosom-you are wrapped in it.,...it is warm
    Nursey says:

    Nursey says:
    come!!!!!!!come to Nursey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Nursey says:
    or post it in the forum
    Nursey says:

    Nursey says:
    HOYYYYYY!!!!FATTY!!!!
    Nursey says:
    cunt...i will write to you in jail
    Nursey says:
    CUNT-I WILL WRITE TO YOU IN JAIL YOU COME SEE ME SOMETIME-OKAYYYYY
    Nursey says:


    Nursey says:

    Nursey says:

    Nursey says:
    If Pimp forces me to carry his seed i will expect you to be Lamby's godfather
    Nursey says:

    Nursey says:
    you aint gowin nowhere
    Nursey says:
    ....................
    Nursey says:
    too late...you have surrendered yourself to Nursey love
    Nursey says:

    Nursey says:
    ahhh love yew man!!!!!(particularly elating trancey track coming on)
    Nursey says:
    hoyyy!!!!
    Nursey says:
    come and speak to me
    Nursey says:
    i am a total fucking mess...yet I AM IT
    Nursey says:
    cos im humble
    Nursey says:
    i get it AAAAAAALLLLLLL
    Nursey says:
    V
    Nursey says:
    im gonna take more drugs for you bebbeh...okehhhh?
    Nursey says:
    you...IMC.....are one of my friends
    Nursey says:
    and my friends get treated like royalty
    Nursey says:

    Nursey says:
    you might be going to jail...but its not the end-its the beginning!
    Nursey says:
    you are going to be REAL friend now
    Nursey says:
    cunt
    Nursey says:
    come and see me
    Nursey says:
    cos i am fucking great....if i can say so myself
    Nursey says:
    lol
    Nursey says:

    Nursey says:
    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Nursey says:
    speak to me cunt
    Nursey says:
    fucking grrrifucking
    Nursey says:

    Nursey says:
    beybeh...how long can you rezizzzzzt????
    Nursey says:
    come an suck ma boobies
    Nursey says:

    Nursey says:

    Nursey says:
    hahahahahaha
    Nursey says:

    Nursey says:

    Nursey says:
    CUUUUUUUUUUNT
    Nursey says:
    shitfucking cockbaggy fucking shitfocking
    Nursey says:
    obstinate fucking cunt
    Nursey says:

    Nursey says:
    see!?!?!?!come and do the drugs im on now!@!!!
    Nursey says:
    KAMAAAAAAAAAN
    Nursey says:

    Nursey says:

    Nursey says:
    pleeeeeeeease?
    Nursey says:
    i want you to stay
    Nursey says:

    Nursey says:
    caaaam and dreeeenk my spirit wit me...i am intoxicating
    Nursey says:
    hahahaha
    Nursey says:
    ok-im crazy...no big deal
    Nursey says:

    Nursey says:
    and im de sweetest piece of sheet to hit yor screen!
    Nursey says:
    *breaks into flamenco dancing in sparkley g-string*
    Nursey says:
    i will pick you up you fat cunt
    Nursey says:
    now get up before i scream
    Nursey says:

    Nursey says:
    KOM-END-SEE-ME
    Nursey says:

    Nursey says:
    i'll pit you riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
    Nursey says:
    well-ok-feuck you you cunt...im always here
    Sinister Glasswerks says:
    what the fuck
    Nursey says:

    Sinister Glasswerks says:
    I nned lots of ecstacy
    Sinister Glasswerks says:
    and a sammich
    Sinister Glasswerks says:
    yo bitches... answer me!
    Sinister Glasswerks says:
    damnit
    Nursey says:
    lol
    Nursey says:
    yes-come over ...houmus in the fridge next to the beer and e]
    Nursey says:
    pimp is going to do something dastardly to me
    Nursey says:
    ill report back once im suitably ....err........ised
    Nursey says:
    flees
     
  2. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    *Curtseys*
     
  3. aznad

    aznad New Member

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    SMOKE A HAM YOU DUMB HEAD
     
  4. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    OCHAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
     
  5. aznad

    aznad New Member

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    YOU HAVE UNRULEY EYEBROWS
     
  6. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    They are from the garden of eden where eyebrows grow as high as a tree!
     
  7. aznad

    aznad New Member

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    NAILBOMB
     
  8. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    H-BOMB
     
  9. aznad

    aznad New Member

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    IS ROSS PEROTE HAVE VAGINA & TIT?
     
  10. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    How dare you you goddamned reprobate!Rossy is all man with a little bit of Lamby in him.
     
  11. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by D STRICT DANZA:
    IS ROSS PEROTE HAVE VAGINA & TIT?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    AHHHHHHHHHHHH TONY!!!!! I am 100% beefcake!!!! You cock!!!!!!!!!

    You have a vagine with a clit the size of a penis and little A cup titties!!!!!!!!
     
  12. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by D STRICT DANZA:
    SMOKE A HAM YOU DUMB HEAD<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    TONY!!!! Don't you dare disrespect Nursey!!!!!!!!! I will cut off your clit!!!!!!
     
  13. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

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    What does Tori Anus have to do with anything?? I have nothing against Tori Anus, I believe she is a Nursey fan so if she is I love her, but what the hell Pimp??
     
  14. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    damn that ws a long conversation... too bad I missed most of it...
     
  15. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Nursey says:
    my friends are shit...but i have a hot iraqi cousin in detroit
    Sinister Glasswerks says:
    woo hoo
    Nursey says:
    she has bigger boobies than me too

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Oh yeah, I found a naughty picture of Zainab soaking up the Detroit rays...

     
  16. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:

    Nursey says:
    my friends are shit...but i have a hot iraqi cousin in detroit
    Sinister Glasswerks says:
    woo hoo
    Nursey says:
    she has bigger boobies than me too
    Nursey says:
    incase you wondered
    [/i]
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'm 10 minutes away from Detroit, hook it up woman!
     

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