Tony Danza

So I'm at a bar the other night, and I overhear some drunk dumbass (...well,o.k. the drunk dumbass was me) explaining to one of his alcoholic friends the finer details of the infamous donkey punch. My frie...umm...HIS friend then asks "Have ya ever heard of a Tony Danza?"
"Why no, I haven't. Do tell." I...he replied
"Well, it's a little bit like the donkey punch, except it's much funnier. You start by fuckin' your bitch dogstyle. When ya get her good and worked up, start asking her "Who's the boss, bitch, who's the boss?!" Hopefully, she'll be a sport, turn her head around, and profess "You are, baby, you are!" If ya get to this point, ya knock her out with a right (or left) hook and scream "WRONG, BITCH, TONY DANZA IS?"
Well, the two drunk assholes (read "my friend and I") thought that this kind of stuff to be quite funny, which brings me to my question? How many of you sick FUCKS out there find this sort of thing humorous, and what other sordid things do you know?
-thanks,
Freddy V. (new to board)

 

Ohh!,ohh! *raises hand empatically*
I do!, I do!
...oh,wait a minute...I wrote that.
...nevermind.
...carry on, carry on...

 

tony danza is fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!

 

Tony Danza IS awesome, quite true. I wonder if when she says "you are, you are!" he says "oh yeah, that's right, I forgot!"

 

For all your perverted needs

 

Thanks for the link, Cheeze. I didn't see any reference to the Tony D. though...I wonder if there is any thing else they might have overlooked...comments, anyone...

 

Mr Vegas kinda reminds me of a jelly baby... Just a personal note...

 

...that's because he his a jelly baby (uhhh...what's a jelly baby?)

 

*slashes wrists*

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
Mr Vegas kinda reminds me of a jelly baby... Just a personal note...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Is that because he cums in 7 different flavours and colours?

 

Psssst Fred, there is actually a section called jokes, jokes, jokes and jokes. Post that shyt in there next time.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
did I mention that I really don't care?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes, you just did.
...peace, love, and granola to you, bro.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
its when you fuck something in the ass (man, child, bird, ect) and blow a nutt up inside it. That first slimey turd that comes out is a jelly baby...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Holy fuck and over here we feed our kids sweets called jelly babies

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
Holy fuck and over here we feed our kids sweets called jelly babies
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Please don't feed me to your kids...I leave a very nasty aftertaste.

 

you think thats bad, oin the U.S. we have liptons Cup-O-Snoodles

 

its when you fuck something in the ass (man, child, bird, ect) and blow a nutt up inside it. That first slimey turd that comes out is a jelly baby...

 

...hmmm, in that case, I'll take that as a compliment...for a second there I thought you were callin' me a hippie or something.

...did I mention that I'm new round here?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas:
[Bfor a second there I thought you were callin' me a hippie or something.

...did I mention that I'm new round here?[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey Im an asshole that hates everyone, but im not that much of a prick...

Yes you just mentioned your new... did I mention that I really don't care?

 

...so if you were fuckin' Danza in the ass and ya ask him "Who's the boss, bitch?" I guess he'd say "I am, I am!"
...at which point you'd just have to knock him the fuck out just for fun.