Today I'm having Chicken Fingers for lunch.

Yum!

Discuss

 

You'll find the flavor really comes alive if you take huge mouthfuls and then try and hyperventilate.

 

I go to college with a girl nicknamed "chicken".

 

Wow they where popping in my mouth!

 

I hate to tell you this, Grimy, but CHICKENS DON'T HAVE FINGERS.

God only knows what kind of genetically modified horror story you're actually eating.

 

You know I was waiting for that, the other odd things was it was you I knew would say it.....

 

They are chicken penises.

 

I hear those taste like popcorn shrimp.

 

Grimy eats 'em while they're still attached to the chicken.

 

The only problem getting them is pulling them off chester first.

 

That made no sense at all.

 

You're only just noticing?

 

Yes it did I have to pull the chickens off of chester because they are having sex with him.

 

Ewww!

 

Well in that case...

 

Oh Yeah? I did your Mom.