To the inconsiderate asshole that called "Code Complian

...and had a representative of the city stop by my house today - thanks. I really wanted to be woken up this morning and informed that I have not attended to the removal of a fallen tree branch in my front yard in a timely and efficient manner.



I sincerely wish that some day I too, have enough free time on my hands to sit at home and piss and moan about other people's affairs. I now have ten days in which to make my yard look as nice and tidy as I can, or I will be issued another citation.

To the neighbor that complained, I have one word:



I had originally planned to finish up this week, but as a result of my inconvienence, this sign will remain in my yard for a period of nine days, along with the branches.

Fucking assholes...

 

if you know who did it....

go fuck up all thier flowers and grass with a strong grass/weed killer... price about 20-30$

or dump Buck Lure in his/her car price....6$

put a potato in the exauhst pipe.... price free if you have them

go to Petsmart and buy a ton of grass hoppers, or those little goldfish... dump in mail box or car.....price 10$ depends on how many you want

sorry for the typos... I just took a Hydro... something... feelin funky

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icenhour:
if you know who did it....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's where the sign is pointed...

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A pentagram would be nice... I thought about using gasoline, oddly enough.

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I posted my 'red fox urine' car upholstery story here before, didn't I?

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Hadn't thought about that one...

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Fucking nice. I like that one... Reminds me of the time I hid the dead fish in the teacher's restroom in high school...

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Hydrocodone?

Thanks for the suggestions...

 

yeah thats what I m on... they not doin much but just no pain

 

They always put me in a good mood...

 

well I guess I am getting in a good mood

this made me
sad

2nd row... green 3rd down Elvis clip...

ya know all pills seem to make my nose itch
yeah I think i took to many, my dog is looking at me in a disaproving way... he knows... he knows everything.

seriously check out Elvis... I love elvis, I even love fat fucked up Elvis ... I hate the way I am rambling oh well fuck it

oh are these for kids games???http://ferryhalim.com/orisinal/

If so I am fuckig retarded... the last one on the second row is hard... damit they are all hard... I think I am off to bed ... fuckin chinks and thier stupid games

 

That's actually pretty fuckin' funny, if you ask me...

 

Hey Rev....if you want to do something REALLY vengeful, email me. I have an idea.

 

if ur lucky enuff to know his telephone number, list him in a gay singles webpage stating how he's just interested in casual sex if he's married, have flowers sent to his house with a note like "thanks for the other night stud" i'll think of more when im less hungover

 

There are ways of finding out the phone number... The gay singles and flowers idea is pretty funny - I'm going to remember that one for someone that really pisses me off.

 

now that I am sobber... I just wanted to tell you... the best way to clean up is

first cut anymore dead or hanging limbs... Go to home depot rent a chipper,,,, then you have made a great mulch for your flower beds

thats what I did... and when my neighbors saw I had rented a chipper... they started using it and pitched in for the rental... so I ended up spending 11$ and got some great mulch


God Damn I am boaring these days... Martha fuckin Stewart

 

I do not have a "flower bed," thank you.

I have a "bottlecap bed" in the front, and it rarely needs nutrients.

But I see what you're saying. I'm just going to sharpen the lawnmower blades and run over all the little twigs and leaves, then rake them into 'rings' around the trees like I did last time. Larger 'twigs' will be kept for BBQ kindling (I always use real wood, never gas and rarely coals). Most of the wood will end up on the BBQ pile. I'll be damned if the city makes me spend any money over this by having to rent a 'chipper.'

 

Honey, honey...

It's spelled inconvenience.

I should know... I spell it all day long.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Honey, honey...

It's spelled inconvenience.

I should know... I spell it all day long.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah?

Well, thank and fuck you all at the same time.

 

Thanks, but no thanks.

 

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Thanks, but no thanks.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I gathered that much when you backed out...

 

Shut the fuck up.

 

Do I have a choice? You won't answer your phone or return any calls...

 

You're supposed to be asleep.

It's almost 5AM and time for me to go to bed. I didn't get come until late because I was at my friend's house as usual.

Oh, and my power is working, just fine, thank you.

 

That's good. I am home "this early" because my bud decided he'd rather spend his time getting some with his "Plan B" chick than getting ripped with me.