(1) there was a Priest, a Rabbi and a minister on a boat with a group of kids from thier congregations each, suddenly the boat begins to sink. The Rabbi says- "save the children ! " the minister says- "FUCK THE CHILDREN !!!" then the priest says- "do we have time?" (2) what do you call a guy with his hand up a horses ass ? an amish mechanic (3) how do you get a nun pregnant? dress her like an alter boy (4) how do you circumsize a priest? kick the alter boy in the chin (5) whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? pizzas dont scream when you stick em in an oven (6) why did the jews wander the desert for forty years ? someone dropped a quarter ....hmmm, bubs needs more religious jokes
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote nope, i'm fucking positive you don't...... mabye you should just leave...
A little black kid just moved to an all irish catholic neighborhood. The first day of school, the priest picks up all the kids at the bus stop to take them to the catholic school. The priest notices the little black boy and asks him "Are you irish?" the black kid sais "fuck no!!! it's bad enough being black!"
Hey you fucking loser that was talking about the jews. Your a little bitch, and if you ever say something like that again, I am going to kick your dumb fuckin ass in the oven. Got that? Put that on your joke form. Give them a break! Spawn of fucking Hitler, you stupid fuck!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stiffler: Hey you fucking loser that was talking about the jews. Your a little bitch, and if you ever say something like that again, I am going to kick your dumb fuckin ass in the oven. Got that? Put that on your joke form. Give them a break! Spawn of fucking Hitler, you stupid fuck!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ah your a little toooo sensitive, dont ya think. I love it when kids say to people on the internet :"Im gonna kick your ass" LOL it cracks me up every time and BTW Hitler Rocks
To Tictacnuts and Stiffneeder: I wish I could come up with something more creative here, but a simple "fuck you" is both appropriate and sufficient here. I feel like I need a 'form letter' to copy/paste from every time I read one of your pathetic whimpering posts. If you happened across this site and accidentially stayed long enough to czech out the forums, then you probably have a general idea as to the shit that would get posted here. Get a fucking life already and quit bitching. I fucking can't stand it when people can't be comfortable with who they are. You don't hear me yelling every time someone posts an "African American" joke, do ya?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss: To Tictacnuts and Stiffneeder: I wish I could come up with something more creative here, but a simple "fuck you" is both appropriate and sufficient here. I feel like I need a 'form letter' to copy/paste from every time I read one of your pathetic whimpering posts. If you happened across this site and accidentially stayed long enough to czech out the forums, then you probably have a general idea as to the shit that would get posted here. Get a fucking life already and quit bitching. I fucking can't stand it when people can't be comfortable with who they are. You don't hear me yelling every time someone posts an "African American" joke, do ya? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> your not fucken black
How do you know what he is, he could be a three eyed asian transexual for all you know...dev you're a complete idiot.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icenhour: and BTW Hitler Rocks <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Icenhour, you may be a little humored by this thread. (Provided, of course, that you can get past all of the banter.)
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by devdev: your not fucken black<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Still, you don't hear me fucking complaining, do you?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time: How do you know what he is, he could be a three eyed asian transexual for all you know...dev you're a complete idiot.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> eat shit
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by devdev: eat shit<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You seem obsessed with shit Dev.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Skullmurray: yall just need to ease up and enjoy the jokes you fucking jews<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> skull murray has a small penis and his brother sucks on it daily, twice on sundays
I fucking hate jews, its too bad that Hitler(god rest his soul) didn't finish the job, or atleast the Allied didn't do it. comeon tehre where less thatn 2 million left. it could have been done in a year. now they are fucking everywhere. Thank god for suicide bombers, they take them out one by one.
You need a dick shoved in your mouth so you will shut the hell up. Hitler is a fucking retarded bitch. By the way, do any of yall ever get laid except by your mom. I swear, can't any of you be a little bit normal?
