Thought this was thumpingthighs for a minute

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Clydie Scope, Jan 13, 2001.

  1. Clydie Scope

    Clydie Scope New Member

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    My scanners knackered so I'll have to type this quote from the National again: -

    "A computer geek desperate for a date has put himself up for auction on the internet.

    The 17-year-old, who admits to being "pale & scrawny," has promised to spend a night with the highest bidder.

    He reckons the stunt is the only way he will get a date - and is even prepared to accept offers from fellas, providing they top £6700.

    Bidding for the student, of Houston, Texas started at a penny on the eBay site. After 24 hours it reached £5 - from a bloke called Anthony."

    Or has Thumpingthighs emigrated??
     
  2. Clydie Scope

    Clydie Scope New Member

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    Before any of you ask...

    There was no site address supplied.

    And it does not state how long the auction is open.

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  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I wonder if a roll of duct tape is included?
     
  4. Fecal Leaker

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    duct tape give's me a diamond cutting boner. Only when used in conjunction with a claw hammer though. And with people like Snoogans and Baby Girl present.

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  5. Fecal Leaker

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    I just sqirted JIZM on my screen after posting that last one...

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  6. Baby Girl

    Baby Girl New Member

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    Better lick it off, of maybe imc will for you.
     
  7. Fecal Leaker

    Fecal Leaker New Member

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    i bet u r fat.

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  8. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I bet she is too... And dates a black guy, because no white people will look at her
     
  9. Snooguns

    Snooguns New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fecal Leaker:
    duct tape give's me a diamond cutting boner. Only when used in conjunction with a claw hammer though. And with people like Snoogans and Baby Girl present.

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    Classic case of closet homosexuality...
     
  10. 404

    404 New Member

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    does this kid have a baby sister?
     
  11. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Snooguns:

    Classic case of closet homosexuality...

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    I bet you know all about closet homsexuality don't you? Is there something you NEED to get off your chest?
     
  12. thumpingthighs

    thumpingthighs New Member

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    i make no sense...even to myself...but i can proudly tell you all that i no need to put my self on ebay for some crappy date....and by the way...me not 17 yet...thats in march...
     
  13. Snooguns

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    I don't think so IMC. Funny though how you seem to have so many male admirers...
     

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