This week we celebrate a special birthday -

Monica Lewinsky turned 31.

Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees, and putting everything in her mouth. They grow up so fast, don't they?

 

Let's have a cigar and celebrate!

 

She's only a year older than me?

I thought she would be pushing 40 by now.

 

July 23, 1973

Where do you get your b-day facts?

 

WAAAAAY to much effort in that one. (actually not I'm just inebriated)

Pukey can do no wrong.

Its a two month old joke.

 

You mean a three year and two month old joke.

 

About the same amount of time since a man touched you....SOBER.

 

And about the same amount of time anyone found anything Moskau wrote interesting.