this old slut of a friend of mine asked me today:

"why do you only call me when you want to fuck?"

Errrrr, ummm isn't it obvious? Well she wuill get me to do some meth with her tonight, so at least Ill get some pussy...

Ill try to fuck her with a pyrex rod...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Serial Rapist Formally Known as IMC:
Ill try to fuck her with a pyrex rod...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

is that what u call yer member now?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Serial Rapist Formally Known as IMC:
"why do you only call me when you want to fuck?"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Direct. To the point.

Kinda like your phone calls to her, eh?

 

ya a smooth talking fucker aint ya imc,your a fucking gigolo dude.

 

i hope u use a condom

 

I hope you brush your teeth.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Antichrist Lomotil:
Direct. To the point.

Kinda like your phone calls to her, eh?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

basically, all I said was "Im tired of asking nice, Im about to be blunt, how would you like my dick in your cunt.."

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nope I call it my fucking dick... wanna suck it with your thick mexican lips?

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Quit hitting on me tommy you faggot...

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nope, i went bareback, i came in her mouth and her asshole...


anything else?

 

I hope you fucked her in the ass first!

Saliva is a good solvent for cleaning the shit off your dick.

You have GOT to be insane to ride a crank whore bareback.

You gots the AIDS now....

 

Yeah, he's got a good point there, man. If you go to the junkie store you have to double bag it at the check out counter. Wrap it up or end up telling a sob story at the clinic.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Serial Rapist Formally Known as IMC:
basically, all I said was "Im tired of asking nice, Im about to be blunt, how would you like my dick in your cunt.."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>



I'm going to have to remember that one...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Serial Rapist Formally Known as IMC:
nope I call it my fucking dick... wanna suck it with your thick mexican lips?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

nut mexican, hispanic, dammit.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Serial Rapist Formally Known as IMC:
nope, i went bareback, i came in her mouth and her asshole...
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

u dun really know where she's been...n i think u should go get checked.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dog Breath:
You gots the AIDS now....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

see! go get checked, IMC.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Minister Saint-Fond:
Yeah, he's got a good point there, man. If you go to the junkie store you have to double bag it at the check out counter. Wrap it up or end up telling a sob story at the clinic.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

oh yeah, 3 telling u to go get checked n wear a condom

 

fuck that, and If I ever fuck you, Im going bareback in your ass too..

 

Doubt it.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Serial Rapist Formally Known as IMC:
fuck that, and If I ever fuck you, Im going bareback in your ass too..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

nut even in yer dreams

 

I tagged a tattoed-dominatrix chick a few nights ago and she came to the place I work at the last two days.I think I may have a stalker on my hands.

Sweet!!!! I've always wanted one of those.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
I tagged a tattoed-dominatrix chick a few nights ago and she came to the place I work at the last two days.I think I may have a stalker on my hands.

Sweet!!!! I've always wanted one of those.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Was it you or her doing the dominating? If it was you, you probably do have a stalker. Subs are big time stalkers.

[ July 10, 2002: Message edited by: Minister Saint-Fond ]

 

Maybe she just wanted her butt plug back.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Minister Saint-Fond:
Was it you or her doing the dominating? If it was you, you probably do have a stalker. Subs are big time stalkers.

[ July 10, 2002: Message edited by: Minister Saint-Fond ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

We didn't really get into the dom thing,she just told me about how she was into it and shit.She did like getting her back scratched though and not "I have an itch" kinda scratching if you catch my drift.

Hell,I'd try the dominatrix/submissive thing though.I'll try anything as long as it doesn't involve any other dicks or something being jammed in my ass.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
I'll try anything as long as it doesn't involve any other dicks or something being jammed in my ass.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

what about your mouth bunboy? I need to meet up with your sister too see if she does keep sucking after you bust a nut or not..

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Serial Rapist Formally Known as IMC:
keep sucking after you bust a nut or not..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

hmm most guys can't take much sucking after (whiners complain about being sensitive)...I have found licking is a better way to make sure its clean...or spitting beer on it and wiping it on a dirty sock