this joke sucks just like cough syrup

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee, touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.

Last came a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.

 

not too bad.........

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MANDYG:
not too bad.........<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

for a drooling moron

 

retarded man! how old are we eh? 13?

 

its alrite better than some jokes posted

 

Its not even a joke, its a dirty lymric.

 

Trust me, for a "dirty limeric"....it was a fucking joke.