This is scary

people keep telling me that my voice is changing... I just got my 5th or 6th " yes sir" on the phone this week . I have never had a girly sweet voice... but now I am getting scared Im going to sound like Kathleen Turner- have you seen her on Californication... man she sounds deeper then Johnny Cash - she always had a deep voice...in slightly sexy way ... but now it is bad.

I guess I could do tranny phone sex

 

I talked to you the other day and you sounded fine.

 

well I just talked to her ... she sounds like Harvey Fierstein. She was taking a dump as well.

 

I want to talk like Burt Convy.

 

He's been dead for 19 years.

 

Well, shit. How about that guy from Family Fued... what's his name? Ray Combs?

 

He's been dead for 14 years. Hung himself with his bedsheets while on suicide watch at a hospital.

And if you say Ed McMahon I am going to flip you in the face.

 

what about Michael Jackson.. is he still around? I never saw anything on the news ...for a month.. that he died.

 

I pretty sure someone would get turned on by this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajbcJiYhFKY

 

Wow. That was really gross.

 

as for my voice.... someone called (prank- I dont know who) I answered ... they said " yes sir- hows it hangin...I need to get my dog neutered" then they started laughing and hung up.

So I am using my Sugarbaker voice for now on.

 

um I mean... that is what Bigmama said .. yeah

 

you are a man.

 

You are a cunt.

 

when I see cunt... I always think cent or cant

yeeehaw we got the druggie mom back. I am kinda glad, it was getting a lil boring with just me and ...well you know

 

That looks like it could be "Alien's Vagina."

 

I think if the woman had been more attractive, it wouldn't have been so gross.

 

I find that a deeper hum is more effective, but I'll do my best to edit the video and modulate the pitch to suit...