This is another joke...

Two elderly couples are playing bridge one night,after awhile the two wives go into the kitchen to talk.
One of the men says"We had dinner at this fantastic restaraunt last night,I highly recommend it." So the other man asks "Well,what was it called?".
The old man thinks for a moment and goes "What's the name of that red flower with the thorns on it?" "Oh,that's a rose."says the other man.
"Oh yeah" the man replies and he turns towards the kitchen and yells "Hey Rose,what was the name of that restaraunt we went to last night?!"


Laugh......................now.

 

You read Maxim

 

Maxim? Never heard of it..

 

is that anything like wasp?

 

white
angalo
saxon
protostant


w.a.s.p.

 

Shut up Spanky.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sparky Bombastic:
white
angalo
saxon
protostant


w.a.s.p.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

So I guess not all yanks support the I.R.A then, just the majority.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
So I guess not all yanks support the I.R.A then, just the majority.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

how am i a yank?


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fuck u nigger

 

Spark are you fucking american????

 

No,he's a Dumberican.

 

how am i a yank?

Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha... haaaa

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cåñ¢êrßêåñs:
Spark are you fucking american????<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


ya y?

 

i think i missed sumthin
but im not american by choise if thats what u r asking. i would much rather b british

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sparky Bombastic:
i think i missed sumthin
but im not american by choise if thats what u r asking. i would much rather b british<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

First, you have to learn English.

 

Please,just don't speak anymore....please.

 

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. After kissing each
other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a
little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand
against the wall and, smiling, he says to her: "Honey, would
you give me a blow job?"

Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" the bloke exclaims.

"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"

"No way. It's just too risky!" pleads the girl.

"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"

"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"

"Oh yes you can. Please?"

"No, no. I just can't"

"I'm begging you ... "

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and
the girl's sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled,
and in a sleepy voice she says:

"Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job, or I can do it.
Or if need be, Mom says she can come down herself and do it.
But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the fucking intercom.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
Please,just don't speak anymore....please.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


i thought that u weretn going 2 come here any more that this site was dull and boring. or was that just a bunch of shit like the rest of your posts?


oh ya and this country is fucking gay i hate this country the government sucks ass

 

You should try living here with Tony Blur..boring fucking toss pot that he is...if he got much duller he'd merge with John Major.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sparky Bombastic:

i thought that u weretn going 2 come here any more that this site was dull and boring. or was that just a bunch of shit like the rest of your posts?


oh ya and this country is fucking gay like me i hate this country the government sucks ass<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

hey boce, yu r FREE to leave tho arent u?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by #--#--#Wank#--#--#:
how am i a yank?

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Um, you do have some yank in you, don't you?