An assistant coroner goes up to the head coroner and says "Hey boss,you gotta come check this out.There's a lady that has a shrimp where her clit should be". The coroner is in dis-belief but goes and has a look anyway. They arrive at the table where the dead woman is and the head coroner examines her and says "You idiot! That's not a shrimp,that is her clit you dumbass!". "Well that's funny",says the assistant,"It didn't taste like clit".
