This is a joke!!! Holy shit!!!

What's the worst thing about eating bald pussy?

Taking off the diaper.

 

What's the best thing about fuckin' a twelve year old in the shower?

You can slick their hair back and make em look like they're eight.

 

How do ya make a six year old cry twice?

Wipe the blood off your cock with his/her teddy bear.

 

You're sick Fred!! You must be a pedophile to tell a joke like that!! And your dick is small!!!

*snicker*

 

Owww! Please stop whoopin my ass with your cruel, cruel words. If only I had the wit of a ten year old so I could respond to such remarks. You're such a brute, Gas. I feel so publically humiliated.

Btw, I know I've posted this one before, but I'll post it again cause I'm a pedophile...
What's the worst thing about fuckin an eight year old?

Washin' the blood off your clown shoes.

 

you know what the best part is? Watching them break down on the witness stand

 

So me and an eight year old were walking out to the woods the other night. The eight year old looks at me and says,"Gee, it sure is scary out here." I look at the eight year old and reply,"Scary?!? This ain't shit, kid. I have to walk all the way back by myself!!"