On his first day at work, an intern for a local mental institution was making his first rounds, to get to know the patients. He walks down the first hallway and makes his way to his first room. He walks in and sees a patient swinging an imaginary bat. He asks the patient his name how long hes been there and the whole nine yards. When hes done he asks the patient when he thinks hes getting out of there. The patient replies when i hit this homerun. The intern walks out of the room thinking to himself man that guy was fucking crazy. He makes his way down the hall to the next room and walks in. When he walks in he sees the next patient swinging an imaginary tennis racket. He asks the man the same questions, and before he leaves he asks the man when he thinks he is getting out. The man replies when I win this match. The intern walks out thinking man this guys a fucking loon. The intern then makes his way around to the next hallway when he sees a patient sitting on the floor in the middle of the hallway. He looks closer and sees the man smashing peanuts on his penis. The intern thinks wow this guy is the craziest of them all. He walks up to the patient and asks him the same questions he asked the previous questions. Then before he leaves he asks, so when are you going to get out? The patient replies.... are you crazy? IM FUCKING NUTS....
