... I survived a potentially fatal car accident last night, pissed in a 1,400 dollar childrens' playhouse, and now I may die of food poisoning. I went to Wal*Mart today and bought some string cheese... Frigo's Cheese Heads string cheese to be exact. I bought, I dunno, maybe 6 of the damn things for a quarter a piece, got in the car and ate 2 of them on my way home. (in the dark, mind you) Once I got home, I decided to eat another one. I open the wrapper, take a look at the top of it, and it has fuckin' mold growing on it! So, who knows? Maybe I injested enough mold tonight to kill myself? I'm starting to feel sick right now, but don't feel like spending my last hours in the ER. I smell a lawsuit... Too bad I'll be fucking dead. I better have one damn nice coffin! Goodbye cruel world!
I doubt the mold will kill ya... sorry to disappoint... its 'friendly mold' - much like penicillin... Bleu cheese actually contains mold, and Limburger cheese actually has the same kind of mold that's found on stinky feet...
I'm afraid that kind of mold can't kill you doll. Cheese is just mold thats been processed. You may get sick... but you won't lose your life over it. Just don't eat anymore and you'll be fine. Take my word on it. Sue them and get some money. Then share it with me.
prison changed that dude. i saw peewee on a standup comedy thing and he was jokin about how he got raped n prison and how he got arrested 4 jackin off n a theater and stuff like that. his sence of humor has really changed. it is quite funny. he has like a potty sence about him now cause of tha whole beat off thing. its funny
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sparky: prison changed that dude. i saw peewee on a standup comedy thing and he was jokin about how he got raped n prison and how he got arrested 4 jackin off n a theater and stuff like that. his sence of humor has really changed. it is quite funny. he has like a potty sence about him now cause of tha whole beat off thing. its funny<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> STFU, dumbass... You're too young to remember peewee before he did that kiddie shit, that's all he did before, he had a standup routine where he'd dress up the same, cussing and talking about sex shit... Hell, you want proof? Go out and rent the five Cheech and Chong movies sometime, he's in at least two-three of 'em, playing his original role in at least one...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sparky: prison changed that dude...its funny<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It'll change you, too, Spark. Before http://home.collegeclub.com/emetic/files/spark_bang.gif After http://home.collegeclub.com/emetic/files/ani_sparky_xcon.gif
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sparky: ya i know i saw one of them 2day but i was talkin about peewee's play house<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well, then you should've realized that prison didn't really change him, then. Peewee's Playhouse was a gig he was given and he had to tone his shit down quite a bit to adopt the 'Mr. Rodgers' on-screen persona. If anything, prison might've pissed him off even more and enhanced his hatred, as it does most people, but to say that he was changed because he stood up on stage and talked about beating off... that's just ignorant. *Interesting note: he was in a porn theater when he was arrested... Personally, I can't think of a better public place to beat off (IMC may disagree with me here).
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap: I doubt the mold will kill ya... sorry to disappoint... its 'friendly mold' - much like penicillin... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well, judging from the results I'm getting in search engines, (gray mold cheese fatal) I could die. It seems as though there are hard cheeses (cheddar) and soft cheeses. (mozzarella) The mold in soft cheese are apparently more dangerous than those in hard cheese. I'd call the local poison control center, but the last time I called, they didn't answer. (Must have Caller-ID) If I live, I'll forever think that Lomo and Cheeze are the smartest people in the world, if I die, I hope you guys feel like a couple of assholes. Oh yeah, last night, the wheel was starting to come completely off from my roommate's piece of shit car (it used to be a cop car, what'd ya expect?) and we were all over the interstate tire smoking, one of my friend's on the verge of hysteria, the other one singing, "Every Rose Has It's Thorn", a song I loathe, BTW... We made it to a gas station and stopped... somehow, 'cause the brakes were shot as well. Anyway, we were an hour away from home and the gas station was closed and I had to piss. I have mental problems (can ya tell?) and can't piss in public places. Even if the gas station was open it wouldn't have helped me. Anyway, the lot next door was selling storage buildings and things of that sort, so I thought, "Fuck it, maybe I can piss in there." I had 3 other people making fun of me because I couldn't just go behind the gas station like everyone else. So we try the storage buildings, all locked. Then we try a big wooden child's playhouse... unlocked!! I'm in there a good 20 minutes, but finally I let loose a 3 minute stream, completely soaking the floor. Some little kid's not going have a very merry x-mas! I ate this 'tainted cheese' about 4 hours ago... shouldn't I be dead yet? I just feel sickly.
Relax, hun... you'll be just fine... In the unlikely event that you feel as if you're gonna snuff it, could you scribble a note at the last minute instructing whomever finds your lifeless corpse to mail it to me? I'd still like to check out that warehouse idea, if you don't mind... Pity you won't be awake to enjoy it...
if I didn't die from ingesting spoiled scallops from a chink restaurant you aren't going to die from a little moldy cheese. i was violently ill for about 2 days and did have to go to the ER for dehydration. maybe you should induce vomiting and get it out of your system. i can't believe you pissed in the playhouse. how rude! hanukah harry isn't giving you a dreidel this year.
dont worry nauseous, you will be ok damnit! fugly or not image uploader is down! shit, i had some good food poisoning pics for nauseous too
2:37 AM Still breathing Heart Rate: 96 BPM Blood Pressure, not sure. Maybe if I was @ Wal*Mart (the place trying to kill me) I could use their damn blood pressure machine and find the fuck out! I can speculate that it's probably... 130/78 (kinda high, but then again, so am I )
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Blood Pressure, not sure. Maybe if I was @ Wal*Mart (the place trying to kill me) I could use their damn blood pressure machine and find the fuck out!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> do you have a sealed heating system in your house??... if so there will be a pressure guage attached to it somewhere. disconnect the guage, make incisions in your main arteries, connect the guage to your circulatory system and you'll be able to find out what pressure your blood is running at... i'm not sure if it'll work in practise, but it'll be fun to try and will give you something other to do than worry about dying... again
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Poisonous Pimp: give you something other to do than worry about dying... again<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sometimes, that's all a person has, Pimp.
