Thinking about...

shooting one of the kids at my work, just to make an example out of him. Do you think I could get out of doing jail time by using a "Retroactive Abortion" defense?

 

No body no conviction. Sometimes the subtle touch is all one needs.

 

No body, no example. It would defeat the whole purpose of the exercise.

 

Well put.

 

You know I think I would reserve such measures for things like shooting paint balls or walking on my manicured lawn. Other than that I'm pretty easy going with kids. But to each his own.

 

What if they were shooting paintballs at my manicured lawn?

 

If they were trashing your lawn you have every right to shoot them. Or you could go old school and beat em with a bat. That would be a good example setter. Say something cool like "Batter up,bitch" then whack him with the bat. Start at the legs though. You dont want him unconcious after the first hit.

 

Go all Joe Peschi on they're ass. Good times.

 

yep casino style. that scene haunted me for a long time.

 

I bet it'll haunt them more.

 

Joe Peschi is about 4 foot 2. There is no such thing as going Joe Peschi on someone's ass unless it's a gay midget porno.

 

You still lick your own ass.

 

I say shove paintballs up the kid’s nose till his eyes are starting to bulge out. Just pick a particular color then pound on his face and see how many you can bust way up there inside his nasal cavity. After getting bored with that pound on him with the bat.

 

I like that idea. Or see how many paintballs you can stuff in a kids nose before they start shitting fuschia?

 

Kudos.